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Week 8 Power Rankings

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 Week 8 Gentleman and it's been a ride. We saw the craziest thing happen this past week, Erik got the win on a Tuesday due to a point correction lmaooo. We have a new #1 and it's the ROOKIE. So why not bring back his prospect photo for this week's cover of the blog. We have a lot gearing up for this week. Can Joe find relevance, will Bryan stay on top. Will Wings continue to implode and will The Rob hype train chugga choo choo along without Chase.  Find out on this week's episode of Redzone. I present to you... WEEK 8 POWER RANKINGS. Chuck's Power Rankings -  1. Bryan Welcome to the top and you are the first Rookie to ever hit #1 in the power rankings during the season. Can you keep up this amazing show or just like Deebo's Hammys will your luck give out on you. You face the cockiest motherfucker yet and we should be in for a classic.  2. Fake Commish Senior Wings. I tried to warn you and you failed to do so. Your team is coming along and frankly, no one can rep...

Week 7 Power Rankings

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  Chugga Pshh Chugga Ah Chugga Pshh Chugga Ah Chugga-chugga Pshh Chugga-chugga Ah Chugga-chugga Pshh Chugga-chugga Ah.  ALL ABOARD THE HIM U EXPRESS! CHOO-CHOO!     Gentleman WOW what a week 6 huh?! We got 3 teams 5-1 heading into week 7. We got one 4-2 team just cruising and 4 teams in the middle of the pact. Just to revamp everyone if playoffs started today.       We would see the play out of Nauch Vs Chuck for the 6th seed as with the new rule in effect. Chuck having the highest PF of the 7-10th place teams would play the 6th seed for there spot to play the first seed in the first round. To round out our playoff picture  1. Wings vs 6. Nauch/Chuck 2. Bryan vs 5. Gio 3. Rob Fadez vs. 4. Ryan      This is just a preview as we are about half way there. We have seen two teams call in the tank commandments  and have started to throw there season away even though they are in the midst of playoff hunt. The one team who should ...

Power Rankings Week 6

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       Gentleman welcome to week 6. As we have all been grieving the news of the death of Chane. Lets remember the good times Chane brought us and may he rest in peace.      We are going into week 6 with alot of questions in the air. Can White E - 40 keep this streak up or will he go back to wearing JORTS? Can Bryan continue to be the first rookie to make playoffs or will he come up short, LIKE THE DODGERS? LMAOOO. Is the Rob hype train real or is it because everyone is scared to put up points against him? Is Nauch for real this year or is he Frauch? Is Gios dynasty run finally coming to an end or is this the beginning of the take over? Is Chuck actually gonna commit to tanking for once or will he let his pride get in the way and make another dumb trade? Is Erik gonna finally accept his receivers are not as high value as he thinks they are and make some trades? Is the tank commander and current Champ gonna go back to tanking after trusting Russel Wilsb...

Power Rankings Week 5

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  The return of Chane... I am the league of Shadows. I am here to take down Bryan Villalpando. I AM HERE TO FULFILL HURTADOS  DESTINY... WEEK 5 Chane's Rankings - 1. COMMISIONER GORDON AAHAHHH COMMISIONER you have been building up Gotham's police force and cleaning up the city under the Erik Naranjo act and have used LOD to symbolize oppression. Boom (Commissioner has been shot) the truth shall come out soon enough, but for now your false idol has your record clean. 2. BROTHER RYAN AHHH BROTHER RYAN victory has weakened you. Javonte is no more and cordarelle knees are gone as well. You are off to a good start as a member of the league of shadows. Make some moves to stay alive. 3. GotHIM University Coach Fadez tough break. I will avenge you BROTHER AS THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS CAN NOT BE STOPPED. Chase and Digg a hole and prepare for the ROB HYPE TRAIN DOMINATION. 4. CHEF BRYAN LETS NOT STAND ON CEREMONY HERE MR. Villalpando. THEATRICALITY AND DECEPTION; POWERFUL AGENTS TO THE UNIN...

Power Rankings Week 4

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  Gentleman, we are 3 weeks in, now going into week 4. I got one thing to say... Gio I am your fucking daddy you glizzy banana shit eating on it whore. Also Fuck Erik. We got some great matchups this week that can make or break a couple seasons. Will Ant and Joe bust out the tanks or will they finally win. Here are your week 4 power rankings! Chucks Pr -  1. Ryan: This is obviously a no brainer even when your team performs like shit you are still one of the highest scoring team in the league. You need Davante to pick it up and swift and jefferson to stop being bitches.  2. Roberto: Rob motherfucking fades swag surfin is way through the league. He gets JK dobbins back and Jamal Williams cuff. Look out Rob might just come out swinging on these hoes. 3. Bryan: Bryan with another win and looking to continue to dominate. With Mahomes being mahomes and possibly Akers taking over finally we might see Bryan make a run.  4. Wings: Way to go buddy 3 and 0. You overpaid for Chu...

Power Rankings Week 3

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  Gentleman, week 2 was a show down. We saw Rob turn into the hype train, we saw Bryan assert his dominance and we saw Ryan well beat the fuck out of somebody again. Going into week 3 we have matchups already that will determine some ones season, without further or do. HERE ... ARE ... YOUR WEEK 3 POWER RANKINGS. Chucks PR -  1. Ryan Another week of dominance I have nothing to note for you except this is your season unless you choke. MVP: Lamar PAY ME Jackson 2. Bryan You making a splash in the league right off rip. Can you be the first one to make playoffs coming in. It looks like it so far. Keep it up and remember fuck erik. MVP: Cooper Hard Worker Kupp 3. Roberto Rob Fadez 2-0 and is riding heavy on Ants disrespect. Rob WR core is dominating and now with the return of Dobbins look out. Rob can easily make a run for it. All SWAG. MVP - Stefon IM HIM Diggs 4. Wings Commish in the top 5 after getting married. Shit maybe he will destroy the narrative of married men dont win cha...

POWER RANKINGS Week: 2

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  WOOOO! Football is back. After a wild weekend of amazing games as well as fantasy nail biters, we are heading into week 2. One thing is for certain though and its the Cowboys are fucked lmaoo. Anyways here are your week 2 Power Rankings.  Chuck's Power Rankings -  1. Ryan  This was a no brainer your line up was dominating with Lamar, Jefferson and Swift leading the way. Javonte with 11 fucking catches is a huge sigh of relief and reassurance that the passing game is his and they will feed him. Your bench looked great as well. This seems like this is yours to lose.  MVP - JJ the Griddy king 2. Rob fadez This is gonna surprise a lot of people but this mans team is not the three Chiefs this is the team of swag and they got a lot of it. Losing Elijah Mitchell sucks, but Damien Harris to be your RB2 aint that bad. JK dobbins comes back. Chase Diggs London Kelce and Joey Ice is just prime for not stop production every week. I think if you actually trade or find some...

Power Rankings Week 1

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  Gentleman, the day is finally here. The first game of the season and we got on what could be the best game all season in the Bills Vs the Rams. This is only the second time in NFL history that the reigning Superbowl Champs are playing the Superbowl favorites for this year to start the season off. I was just like to start off by saying my condolences to Erik as the Cowboys were just eliminated from the playoffs. We have seen some trades go down prior to week 1 and I will let everyone know it is because we are all a bunch of horny fucks. I am looking at you Bryan, you know you slinging that thing around O-Block. However, I would like to say good luck this year gentleman and I hope you guys just have fun and remember its always Fuck Erik.  Chucks Power Rankings -  1. Ryan Mr. Colorado Electrician, this team is electric. Your RB's are well balanced with the potential of finishing top 5. Your WR and TE have target friendly offenses and expect them to throw the ball a lot. I ...