POWER RANKINGS Week: 2

 

WOOOO! Football is back. After a wild weekend of amazing games as well as fantasy nail biters, we are heading into week 2. One thing is for certain though and its the Cowboys are fucked lmaoo. Anyways here are your week 2 Power Rankings. 

Chuck's Power Rankings - 

1. Ryan 

This was a no brainer your line up was dominating with Lamar, Jefferson and Swift leading the way. Javonte with 11 fucking catches is a huge sigh of relief and reassurance that the passing game is his and they will feed him. Your bench looked great as well. This seems like this is yours to lose. 

MVP - JJ the Griddy king

2. Rob fadez

This is gonna surprise a lot of people but this mans team is not the three Chiefs this is the team of swag and they got a lot of it. Losing Elijah Mitchell sucks, but Damien Harris to be your RB2 aint that bad. JK dobbins comes back. Chase Diggs London Kelce and Joey Ice is just prime for not stop production every week. I think if you actually trade or find some depth and JK dobbins ends up being that guy. This can be the year of ROB.

MVP - Travis Kelce

3. Bryan

Coming out with a bang and taking down the champ. The Cam Akers thing got to hurt a little bit, but not as much considering Deebo is basically a running back and top 5 receiver lmao. Cooper Kupp showing why white receivers are just as good. 

MVP - Coop Klux Klan 

4. Ant 

Ant what a humble check huh. Frankly, it wont matter this one off week wont matter unless you get hit with the injury bug. This team is way to talented and each player gets a lot of ball demand. I do not have much to say but your running backs are seriously one hit away from being on the IR might need to unload one. 

MVP - Scarry Terry

5. Wings

Yea hes here, the commish. The married Man. This WR core of 4 is just god damn. Zeke gonna get alot more touches with Dak Dead and Mitchell dead is the jeff wilson show. Miles sanders looked great. I believe in you wings.

MVP - Michael Pittman

6. Gio

I know I am gonna get alot of shit from you for this one. However, you have the stars, but there was not demand in production except for Johnson who fumbled and St. Brown on a team that played from behind all game. I know you will bounce back, but I think this team needs some improvement. 

MVP - Amon-Ra St Brown

7. Erik

Congrats on being a whore. Fuck you Erik. Fuck you. Loosing Keenan Allen to a hamstring injury is tough. Loosing Dak hurts Ceedee. But AJ brown is a fucking stud. Gibson will die down and montgomery looked like in a committee, but you beat me so congrats. 

MVP - AJ Brown

8.  Chuck 

Saquon Made you horny, Henry needs tuddies, Ettienne well idk. There is some question with your receivers outside of MT. You will be alright.

MVP - SAQUON BARKLEY

9. Joe

Sir running nothing, but Raiders and juju smith aint gonna help regardless if you have Taylor. Figure it out. 

MVP - J Taylor

10. Nauch

You know already.

MVP - Young Hoe koo

Predictions:

Ant VS Roberto: Roberto

Gio VS Erik: Gio

Chuck VS Wings: Wings

Ryan VS Bryan: Ryan

Nauch VS Joe: Joe

Ant’s Power Rankings - 

1.Ryan

After a special week 1 performance Ryan finds himself at the top of the power rankings. The three headed monster of Jefferson, Swift, and Javonte showed up in week 1 and gave Ryan a sweat free win against Joe. Watch out this week for Mike Williams to take over a Keenan Allen-less chargers.

MVP: Justin Jefferson

2. Bryan:

apparently you just need 2 players to carry your entire team in fantasy. I wish someone would've told me. Bryan was able to overcome a goose Egg from Cam Akers and a concussion from Tee Higgins to take down the defending champ. Until we meet again Bryan.

MVP: Patrick Mahomes

3. Ant:

My team got a stern talking to after a lackluster performance in week 1. The 1 bright spot I can take from this week is that Najee Harris is indeed not hurt. Other than that I expect a bounce back week from the rest of the team. If not, I'm selling everything for picks.

MVP: Joe Mixon

4.Gio

Gios season did not start how he would've wanted. A dicking by Josh Allen and co, a raiders loss, and Alvin Kamara and your kicker getting injured. What a week 1 for you. Expect more from Aaron Jones and Diontae going forward but overall this weeks performance should not concern you.

MVP: Amon Ra St Brown

5.Erik

After all the shit talking you took for weeks you finally took down Chuck and his dirty mouth. While you took the win your team took a couple Ls by losing Keenan Allen and CeeDee losing Dak. But hey at look at the bright side, you took down Chuck and your Bills are looking great.

MVP: AJ Brown

6.Wings:

So much for having tank season. Wings started off the year with the first 50 bomb on TNF from big dick Josh and never lost the lead from there. That WR core should be enough to carry you to a few wins this season but the RBs is where the danger really starts. But I'm sure someone would send you some RBs for one of those receivers...

MVP: Josh Allen

7.Roberto:

A tale as old as time. Roberto gets disrespected in the power rankings, Roberto's team goes off, Roberto continues to get disrespected in power rankings. Don't get me wrong your WR duo looked great to start the year but you also lost Elijah Mitchell and possibly Julio. But JK dobbins may be on his way back in and there's no where to go but up for Joe Shiesty. 

MVP: Stefon Diggs

8.Chuck:

Don't panic Chuck, Saquon is back. After a rough loss to Erik after weeks of shit talk Chuck has been humbled but not broken. He goes up against the commish this week and has a chance to either even his record or lose another week to an old friend. Either way, I think everyone was rooting for Erik last week.

MVP: Saquon Barkley

9.Joe:

Joe and 1 is back baby. While it's not fair that you faced Ryan and his revenge squad in week 1 that's the way life goes sometimes. Nobody on your team really was terrible besides Derrick Carr so I hope your little Raiders joke was worth it. This week you face Nauch however and that's gotta be worth something.

MVP: Davante Adams

10.Nauch:

The worst possible scenario for week 1 fell upon you. Your team underperformed, you lost Godwin to injury, and Devonta Smith and Allen Robinson both just didn't show up to play. There's a lot to work on from this team but the silver lining is that  Darrel Henderson might be headed toward his own backfield. Let's see if Fuck a draft turns into tank a thon.

MVP: Darrel Henderson

PREDICTIONS:

ANT VS ROBERTO: ANT

GIO VS ERIK: GIO

CHUCK VS WINGS: WINGS

RYAN VS BRYAN: RYAN

NAUCH VS JOE: JOE