Gentleman welcome to week 6. As we have all been grieving the news of the death of Chane. Lets remember the good times Chane brought us and may he rest in peace.
We are going into week 6 with alot of questions in the air. Can White E - 40 keep this streak up or will he go back to wearing JORTS? Can Bryan continue to be the first rookie to make playoffs or will he come up short, LIKE THE DODGERS? LMAOOO. Is the Rob hype train real or is it because everyone is scared to put up points against him? Is Nauch for real this year or is he Frauch? Is Gios dynasty run finally coming to an end or is this the beginning of the take over? Is Chuck actually gonna commit to tanking for once or will he let his pride get in the way and make another dumb trade? Is Erik gonna finally accept his receivers are not as high value as he thinks they are and make some trades? Is the tank commander and current Champ gonna go back to tanking after trusting Russel Wilsbrick to lead his team? Is joe actually gonna make a trade with someone and finally give up? Last but not least will Ryan continue to be the favorite to win the league even with all the injuries?
I think every single question gets answered this week. We are almost at the half way point boys and the season is just getting started. PR WEEK 6!
Chuck's PR -
1. White - E40
The moon is full, look at the dark clouds, Sitting in my scraper, watching Oakland Gone Wild, ta-dow!
Tell me when to go, tell me when to go dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Your team has gone dumb to begin the year 5-0. Breece da sneek has found his way into possible talks of Offensive Rookie of the year and Josh Allen has been that guy. However you play the XFL super star this week. Will the Hype train run you over? I hope so.
2. Chef Bryan
Chef Bryan been cooking up something in the Kupp and using fresh Olave oil. Cooking some good ol fried chicken with the Samuels. Is that kinda fucked up. Yes, but thats the way Chef Bryan Rides. You have another person you stiring the pot with this week. Are you gonna cook his ass well done or is Erik GONNA FUCK YOU RAW.
3. Cracker Ryan
Yo Cracker, you lost more running backs then Tua lost braincells. Everytime you play a new running back they pretty much die. Frankly having two packers now, they both might just say fuck it and hurt eachother. Lamar action Jackson has not been about that action as of recent and Swift has disappeared more than Dak Prescotts ankles. You still are the top contender on paper, but it might be time to make some moves to round this team out.
4. XFL ROB
XFL Rob and is all star class of HIM U Receivers got it done again last week. However it is starting to catch up a bit. Jamar is just chasing the ball around getting cardio and DRAAKKKEE talent is being hidden like his kid. Your missing bench and no RB is starting to catch up as you slipped by trash ass Erik. You play big DAWG this week. I think you can win, but starting UCLA Alum Joshua Kelly to Fuck with him is even better if you pull this off lmao.
5. Horny Gio
Gio got fucked by the Raiders, not once, not twice, but THREE FUCKING TIMES LAST WEEK LMAOO. Waller the addict disappearing, Adams fucking him on just two deep bombs and ultimately the RAIDERS choking yet again lmaoooo. So in typical Gio fashion what does he do? He goes and trades for Adams after he pushes a innocent camera man to the floor like the THUG he is. You got a team of Thugs, an addict, a Cracker and swap meet Davantae Adams. Your losing your touch a little bit. You play Frauch, will you choke?
6. PAWG
Your phat ass ends up always getting the BWC from some BS end games. You are right now in the hunt as the leader of the play in by 100 points. It is a good cushion, but not worth the risk. You play your toughest match up yet against a CRACKER and frankly you probably do not stand a chance. or do I.....
7. Frauch
Frauch back at it again playing the lowest scorer of the week. You are borderline fraud or boderline going all in. You play Gio and I think you have a good shot to prove you are just Nauch.
8. Haders #1 Fan
Man I know you are in pain right now, but you got fucked by a long hair white boy. Which is probably gonna happen this week again when you play joe. CMC possibly getting traded is great news for you. However, just like the Seahawks it was about time you gave up on Russ. You, Ciara, Futures Kid, who is next? Your forced to play Arthur Smiths decoy every week and will I play more than 5 snaps higgins. If you lose this week. It is time to give up.
9. Rip Eric
Eric, Bryan is fucking you mentally and physically like yall are back at UCLA all over again. Make a trade cause you sure as hell not winning this week lmaoo. If you do not make a trade soon you can kiss your season goodbye. Maybe ask some of your kids at work cause they need to counsel you on your fantasy football choices lmaooooo.
10. Astro Joe
Astro Joe already on the bandwagon. Maybe you should start banging your trash cans to try and get a win. You have a good shot to win this week. Most of your players are in the prime games of the week. Can you break out and hit a shot like Pena. Or Will Haders #1 fan shut you down.
Matchups -
PAWG vs Cracker - PAWG
Frauch vs HORNY Gio - FRAUCH
WHITE E - 40 vs XFL ROB - XFL ROB
RIP Eric vs Chef Bryan - CHEF Bryan
Astro Joe vs Haders #1 Fan - Astro Joe
Ant's PR -
1.Wings
The commish coming out party continues. Led by Big Dick Josh, Andrew is looking like a true juggernaut in the league.
2. Ryan
Who needs running backs? After ryan lost pookie for the year he responded with a comeback win on Gio led by Davante Adams. Now off his team and replaced with Aaron Jones Ryan looks to end chuck's hopes and dreams
3. Bryan
It's not always pretty but it gets the job done. Bryan's squad hits peaks and valleys throughout but it's led him to 4-1 this far. His next challenge this week is trying to banish Erik to the shadow realm.
4. Roberto
Choooo Chooo, let's run a train. The hype train kept pushing after a miracle comeback on Monday night. This is the best chance for Roberto to finally make playoffs and a win against the commish this week can cement his status with the elite
5. Gio
A heartbreaking loss from Gio left him down bad and deserves an investigation on how this owner treats his players. Real Donald Sterling vibes. The talent is there, but the opportunity needs to match that. There's also the threat of dropping under 100 after facing nauch this week
6. Chuck
It's been a rough go for Chuck so far this year. But the talent is there. He just needs things to fall his way. At this point, Chuck is one win away from going all in on the year. But he's also one loss away from blowing it up.
7. Nauch
The chess master of the league has a chance to make playoffs this year but it requires a few things. 1. Continuation of low point totals against him. 2. A few WR pieces for the stretch run. 3. Darrell Henderson to take over the LA backfield.
8. Ant
I'm still flabbergasted by my team. And I blame it all in Russ. Westbrook and Wilson. There's not other explanation. Thank god I play Joe this week
9. Erik
There's talent here no doubt, but not enough to hold the weak spots together. One more weak showing and it might be time to call it quits.
10. Joe
The wheels are falling off fast. And after putting up his highest point total of the year and still losing it might've been the nail in the coffin. We'll see how this week goes, but it doesn't look great
Matchups -
Ant vs Joe: Ant
Chuck vs Ryan: Ryan
Gio vs Nauch: Gio
Erik Vs Bryan: Bryan
Roberto Vs Wings: Wings
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