Power Rankings Week 4

 


Gentleman, we are 3 weeks in, now going into week 4. I got one thing to say...

Gio I am your fucking daddy you glizzy banana shit eating on it whore. Also Fuck Erik.

We got some great matchups this week that can make or break a couple seasons. Will Ant and Joe bust out the tanks or will they finally win. Here are your week 4 power rankings!


Chucks Pr - 

1. Ryan: This is obviously a no brainer even when your team performs like shit you are still one of the highest scoring team in the league. You need Davante to pick it up and swift and jefferson to stop being bitches. 

2. Roberto: Rob motherfucking fades swag surfin is way through the league. He gets JK dobbins back and Jamal Williams cuff. Look out Rob might just come out swinging on these hoes.

3. Bryan: Bryan with another win and looking to continue to dominate. With Mahomes being mahomes and possibly Akers taking over finally we might see Bryan make a run. 

4. Wings: Way to go buddy 3 and 0. You overpaid for Chub and gave up to much. I expect you to lose this week and it will be fucking great. 

5. Gio: LMAOOO TRASHHHHH FIX YOUR TEAM TRASHHHHH LMAOOO

6. Chuck: Im back bitches I do not got much to say, but Elijah Moore season is here. My running backs are back and I will continue my on slaughter with Ants Arab brethren. 

7. Erik: How the mighty have fallen. You are turning to the ALL IR team everyday. You need to trade but be reasonable as you can save your season.

8. Nauch: Great trade to get those picks, however your team is all bust no boom from what it looks like. Can you sneak another win. I doubt it. 

9. Ant: Projected to win it all and still no dub. Expect it to be the same when Najee gets revenge on you.

10. Joe: I have no words for you, but make a fucking trade or tank. Your team is awful.


Ant's PR: 

 1.Ryan: another week of dominance assertion by Ryan. He took me down with ease, no homo, and looks to continue his dominance against the commish this week. Look for Ryan to build an even stronger team over the next few weeks.


2.Roberto: The President of Him U has cemented himself in the second spot with his win over Joe and his flailing team. Led by Him U valedictorian Stefon Diggs Roberto might have built his best team in years. Only time will tell. And next up he has the third spot in my PR.


3.Bryan: Bryan was able to sneak out a win against  Nauch last week by the skin of his teeth but a win is a win. He looks like he might've finessed me in our Higgins/Robinson swap. Another L by me. If it does work out Bryan has one of the most well rounded teams in the league and will surely compete into the playoffs.


4.Wings: 3-0 is not where we thought you'd be but look at ya now. It's gonna be a rough ride with these RBs and it's only a matter of time before Zeke falls off the map at this point. But at least Josh and Tyreek can easily carry you to a win in any given week. 


5.Gio: Gios streak has been ended. It's gonna take some time from him to recover from this one... lol Gios team fell back down to earth after a week of his potential was shown. We shall see where he goes from here and if he deals any of his guys away. Until then, Chuck is your daddy.


6.Chuck: Chuck won his championship last week, no need to play the rest of the season at this point. Derrick Henry and Hollywood finally showed up and it mattered in a big way for Chuck saving him from a 0-3 start with the chumps of the league. Next up he faces me which could send me spiraling or be the start of a comeback better than the fall off.


7.Erik: At least the Cowboys won? A disappointing weak with a hurt Herbie is never good but we look forward to next week. Montgomery might be out which leave Erik weak at the RB spot and uncertainty around Keenan Allen leaves the reinforcements thin. Next up is Nauch, a win you must get.


8.Nauch:Concussed Tua wasn't able to fend off Bryan last week and we'll see where Godwin is by Sunday. Until then Nauch has some weak points on the squad that should be addressed. Especially as you go into this week playing the man above you in the PR.


9.Ant: Unacceptable. Embarrassing. Disgusting. I'm out of adjectives for my team. Chuck, I need this win...


10.Joe: one of the preseason favorites has fallen face first the last two weeks and it's not looking great from here. Dalvin might miss time, Juju has heavily underperformed, and the rest of the. squad outside of Kirk is hit or miss. One more loss and it might be another tank season...




This was one of our shorter blogs as Ant and I have both have a long week. I just want to take this time to remind yall, I love every single one of you. All the shit talking is love and no one should take anything personal except Erik cause fuck that guy.

They aint believe in us
They dont want to see us when
you know who told us FUCK ERIK
GOD DID

Lets have a good week 4 gentleman.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

2023 Commissioner's Cup

Image
  Blog Title:  Announcing the Inaugural Commissioner’s Cup! What’s up degens, your favorite tyrant is back with another preseason write up to quickly give my 2 cents on the latest round of rule changes, then get into some of the details on the latest gimmick I’m testing out to keep this League more unique and exciting than the one you’re in with your 45-year-old cousin that drafts 6 QBs (and still starts Dak Prescott). As always, appreciate the Blogger Boiz for the airtime. This was a pretty controversial year of rule changes. I was surprised to see a  lot of 6/4 splits and what I think was the first time I had to break a voting tie. Which tells me that I’m doing my job of giving all ideas their fair shot, though we’re apparently on the verge of a civil war like the rest of America. Full transparency, my original suggestions were swapping the TE for FLEX, the PAT MISS, Fumble & Defense Scoring Changes, Expansion, and the Commissioner’s Cup. I’m pretty satisfied with h...
Read more

Breidagate Conclusion

Image
  LEAGUE OF DEGENERATES OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MARCH 20, 2023, OAKLAND, CA –  The following is a joint statement by Commissioner Wings and Anthony “Top Dawg” Perez. After the decision made by the Commissioner on Breidagate, Ant immediately appealed the decision on the following grounds: ​​A team is allowed to start whomever it may concern as long as the player is an active player on an NFL ROSTER and has played or is giving an effort to play in upcoming games. Regardless of standings and or playoff matchups a team is not incentivized to consider roster moves, changes, and or decisions. This is fantasy football where any given player can win or lose matchups regardless of their projections.  (Outlined by Wandale Robinson) the league has no right to decide who and who isn't a player that can be started in a lineup in any given week. While the league has pointed out very loose interpretations of the rules nowhere in the league rules does it say the ...
Read more

TCR: The Final Edition

Image
  Week 14 The Commissioner’s Report, Week 14: Gents, I gotta say yesterday was one of the more thrilling ends to a regular season, and for all the wrong reasons. As the League recovers from Breidagate and the Wan’Dale Game, 6 degens will prepare to do battle for the glory of the LOD Championship. TCR will conclude with the regular season with the holiday travel period coming, but stay tuned for upcoming content from me and the Blogger Boyz. So for one last time this season… Scores and Stats: Week 14 Las Vegas Place Team PF W/L Points 1 Nauch 229.5 W 25 2 Gio 191.3 W 19 3 Chuck 176 L 15 4 Erik 149.4 W 13 5 Bryan 139.7 W 11 6 Rob 132.3 L 8 7 Joe 131 L 6 8 Ryan 128.8 L 4 9 Ant 117.9 W 3 10 Wings 115.3 L 1 Scoring Stats Period Avg PF Spread Top Score Low Score This Week 151.12 114.2 229.5 (NCH) 115.3 (WGS) Last Week 155.33 111.7 211.2 (CHU) 99.5 (ANT) Difference -4.21 +2.50 +18.30 +15.80 Season Average 157.58 97.67 210.76 113.09 Difference -6.45 +16.53 +18.74 +2.21 2022 Week 14 N/A N/A...
Read more