Week 8 Power Rankings

 Week 8 Gentleman and it's been a ride. We saw the craziest thing happen this past week, Erik got the win on a Tuesday due to a point correction lmaooo. We have a new #1 and it's the ROOKIE. So why not bring back his prospect photo for this week's cover of the blog. We have a lot gearing up for this week. Can Joe find relevance, will Bryan stay on top. Will Wings continue to implode and will The Rob hype train chugga choo choo along without Chase. 

Find out on this week's episode of Redzone.

I present to you... WEEK 8 POWER RANKINGS.

Chuck's Power Rankings - 

1. Bryan
Welcome to the top and you are the first Rookie to ever hit #1 in the power rankings during the season. Can you keep up this amazing show or just like Deebo's Hammys will your luck give out on you. You face the cockiest motherfucker yet and we should be in for a classic. 

2. Fake Commish
Senior Wings. I tried to warn you and you failed to do so. Your team is coming along and frankly, no one can replace breecus, however, gaining a Zeke free backfield for Tony pollard this week is pretty damn nice. Your receiving core is nice and Josh Allen's dick is still huge. Can you get out of this slump or are you gonna fall back into your old ways. 

3. Ryan
Ryan welcome back, Swift coming back is huge, D-hop still dominates without cheating and Lamar is still your best running back. Losing Big Mike sucks and possibly Mark Andrews, but you will prevail. This team gives me a lot of hope for you. Let's see you turn it around.

4. Rob Fadez
Robby, it pains me to put you here considering you are 4 points out of first place, but the loss of Chase hurts you pretty bad. Joey Ice is still the baddest white boy in the game, however, you need to start making some trades or this train is gonna get stuck at the station. You can either move one dominant player for some pieces or start buying players with picks. I would maybe talk to #fatrick he got a receiver or two that can add to this crazy core or possibly Nauch and buy into the Etienne hype.

5. Giovanni Marcel Gonzalez
This is so unlike you this year and it continues after another loss. Your team is not your usual big names and maybe that's your problem you are not staying true to your identity. Of being a PROJECTION WHORE. You will most likely get in the playoffs, but you need a move or two for some depth because outside of Ecklers, hurts, and Adams your team is big inconsistent. 

6. Chuck
Getting saved by a point correction to help you stay ahead of ant lol. You got a pretty nice schedule to end the year, but it's a matter of if you implode. At this rate, it's playoffs or dies. Unless I lose to Nauch then I will have Bryan cook me my death row meal before I go jump off the Rialto Bridge.

7. Ant
Tough break. Its been a long fantasy Season for you. You got CMC possibly going back to his old ways or hes gonna die like everyother 49ers running back. I think you got a make or break week coming up and you have a pretty tough schedule to ride out. Cmon Blogger boy figure it out or kiss that trophy in your house goodbye.

8. Joe
Congrats on your first win biotch. Taylor and Cook will continue to do there thing, but the rest of your team is very inconsistent. A trade or two can help, but what will happen first I run out of trades or you actually respond to someone. 

9. Nauch
Nauch you dirty dog you. Your team is not terrible, but literally boom or bust guys. You have any given week to upset someone. Who knows can you tank and Frauch your way in to the playoffs.

10. FATRICK
Point Correction god. Just sell your other valuable players and focus on your relationship, cause lets face it its a Fantasy for you to win the Trophy. Fuck Erik.

Matchups - 

Ryan Vs Roberto - Ryan
Nauch Vs Chuck - Chuck
Gio Vs Bryan - Gio
Ant Vs Wings - Wings
Erik Vs Joe - Erik

Ant's Power Rankings - 

1.Bryan: we finally have a new man on top. Bryan was able to take down the fake commish last week and is on his way to a great end of season schedule. After all his moves for his team, he's the guy to beat.

2.Roberto: somehow the team with Damian Harris and Jamaal Williams is 4 points out of first place.  Fantasy is so fun. Losing Chase for at least a month hurts a lot especially because it'll hurt Burrow also. Either way I'm sure kelce and diggs can just win you every week.

3.Ryan: I finally passed my Injury curse on and it got to the only other person in my state. Ryan's team is slowly coming back to life with Swift and Hopkins additions. But it's also a matter of time before someone else goes down on his team. 

4.Wings: Hello my good friend. We face each other this week and I intend to make a statement on your team. While I say that Josh is getting ready for next 60 bomb of the year. Good luck this week, fake commish.I look forward to our latest meeting in the saga of the stoner bowl.

5.Gio: the mean machine has had a hell of a start to the year. Rotating wins and losses is tough but not as tough as his matchup this week. We will see if the streak continues but if it doesn't, I expect a huge splash from Gio to round out his team.

6.Chuck: On the brink of tanking and competing chuck comes chugging in to week 8 with a very favorable schedule. Take care of these easy wins and earn those toughs ones. Or trade your entire team I guess. Just stop sending me these god awful trade offers

7.Ant: my entire season flipped because of a fucking point correction. Whatever. I guess just keep on pushin along. At this point I have no other choice. I'm having a great time, are y'all having a great time?

8.Joe: technically Joe hasn't given up on the year and hes coming off his only win of the season. If he can beat Erik again this week he has a legitimate chance at competing for a playoff spot.  Behind Taylor, Cook, and Jacob's, Joe looks to have the last laugh over all of us.

9.Erik: you're supposed to be losing man why are you beating me? The first of the tanking teams on the list, Erik has given up on this season and looks forward to next. There's still a trade or two to be made here as you try and build up for next years draft.

10.nauch: the best draft haul so far this year, and still has one last big trade chip left.This team is mostly given up for the year but there's still a chance to play spoiler. play spoiler this week and let us laugh at chuck one more time.

Matchups - 

Ryan vs Roberto: Ryan

Nauch vs Chuck: Chuck

Gio vs Bryan: Bryan

Ant vs Wings: Ant

Erik vs Joe: Joe