Power Rankings Week 3

 

Gentleman, week 2 was a show down. We saw Rob turn into the hype train, we saw Bryan assert his dominance and we saw Ryan well beat the fuck out of somebody again. Going into week 3 we have matchups already that will determine some ones season, without further or do. HERE ... ARE ... YOUR WEEK 3 POWER RANKINGS.

Chucks PR - 

1. Ryan

Another week of dominance I have nothing to note for you except this is your season unless you choke.

MVP: Lamar PAY ME Jackson

2. Bryan

You making a splash in the league right off rip. Can you be the first one to make playoffs coming in. It looks like it so far. Keep it up and remember fuck erik.

MVP: Cooper Hard Worker Kupp

3. Roberto

Rob Fadez 2-0 and is riding heavy on Ants disrespect. Rob WR core is dominating and now with the return of Dobbins look out. Rob can easily make a run for it. All SWAG.

MVP - Stefon IM HIM Diggs

4. Wings

Commish in the top 5 after getting married. Shit maybe he will destroy the narrative of married men dont win championships. Well Big Dick ALLEN acting like erik in westwood and giving it to anyone in site. Keep it up

MVP - DADDY ALLEN

5. Gio

You got a dominant dub how shocking. I am still not convinced. need to see more or is cocky gio just giovanni now...

MVP - AMON PICK WR 16 ST STICK IT IN YOUR JOHN BROWN

6. Fuck Erik

Erik, injuries are fucking you. ALL IR Erik incoming. Make some moves or watch your season go down in shambles.

MVP - BIG HERB

7. Ant

0-2 LMAO sir wtf is going on. Easily predicted to run it back and the only thing you running from is the fantasy football grind. After a couple trades this week, can you see glory finally? You play Ryan so probably not.

MVP - Rashod dont start me BAteman

8. Chuck

LMAO 0-2 and probably going 0-3, but hey you got najee and probably the washed king will show up this week for an upset on gio.

MVP - COD MIDGET MURRARY

9. Nauch

Nauch back again with a frauch win. Nick Chubb is making you full hard, but are you really all in? or is frauch gonna tank.

MVP - NICHOLAS CHUBSTER

10. Joe

How the mighty have fallen. All the picks in the world and you trade it for JT and draft the Las Vegas Choke Artist as your offense lmaoooooo. Figure it out you still have a shot.

MVP - Christian Kirk Cousins Cousin

Match up Predictions -

Ant Vs Ryan - Ryan

Gio Vs Chuck - Gio

Erik Vs Wings - Wings

Nauch Vs Bryan - Bryan

Roberto Vs joe - Roberto

Ants Power Rankings - 

1.Ryan
Ryan looked to be on pace to break the league record this week but unfortunately fell just short. This week he looks to take down his fellow Colorado running mate. And after the acquisition of Davanta Adams, it's gonna be tough to take Ryan down 

MVP: Lamar Jackson 

2.Gio:
Back in the top 2 king. You've earned it. Carried to a 200 point week by Amon Ra and Aaron Jones has brought you back to the top of the rankings. And next week, a matchup against chuck and a chance to go 9-0 all time. If you get Alvin Kamara back this week we may be in for another ass whooping..

MVP: Amon Ra St Brown

3.Bryan
It's never fair when you have to play the highest scoring team of the week. But that's just life. Cooper Kupp may be enough to carry everything you need, but adding James Robinson doesn't hurt either. This week you get a bounce back matchup against Nauch. And a chance to cement yourself as a legit threat in the league 

MVP: Cooper Kupp

4.Wings
What's more satisfying, being 2-0 or taking down Chuck? I know the answer. Between Big Dick Josh and Tyreek Hill this team was easily carried to a win in week 2. Will this trend continue on to week 3? I surely hope so for your sake. Keep pushing on Commish.

MVP: Tyreek Hill

5.Roberto
Thanks for that embarrassment man, I needed that humbling experience. My constant disrespect to Roberto's team continues this week as he finds himself in second place, but 5th in the PR. Another W looks very possible this week against Joes team, then I'll have to show you the respect you deserve.

MVP: Stefon Diggs

6.Erik:
A record that matches the Cowboys, isn't that poetic. After a strong showing in week 1 against Chuck, Erik failed to take down Gio in Week 2. He hopes to have Keenan Allen back soon in order to take down the commish.. but between Kittle, Allen, and Juedy the injuries are starting to pile up.

MVP: J Herbo
 
7.Ant
Ohh how the mighty have fallen.. Do I really feel like my team deserves to be here? No. But 0-2 is 0-2. Not only that, I face the top of the power rankings this upcoming week. I made a few moves to shore up the WR spot in hopes of my team proving a point this week. Best of luck to you Ryan, I'm gonna need every bit of luck I can get.

MVP: Garret Wilson (on the bench)

8.Chuck:
Another week of shit talk, another L. Saquon revival season was put on hold for week 2 and so was chuck's title dreams. He went for a homerun by acquiring Najee a Harris from me, so I fully expect Najee to go off now. He looks to turn that around this week against his biggest Kryptonite, Gio. If he can finally take down Gio it might be worth more than any stupid trophy. 

MVP: Gerald Everett

9.Nauch:
Nauch did nauch things and played his 5D chess to make Joe have an embarrassing week. Yes Frauch came out with the win, but was it deserved? Ehh. He looks to prove himself this week against Bryan and his squad

MVP: Nick Chubb

10.Joe:

Joe and 2 is back baby. And it's back in embarrassing style. Joe put up a stinker of a week in week 2 to bring himself waaaaay back to reality. After moving Davante Adams for a bunch of pieces, Joe look to quickly turn his season around. He'll need too, or the JTaylor trade offers are gonna start flying in.

MVP: Christian Kirk

PREDICTIONS:
ANT VS RYAN: RYAN
GIO VS CHUCK: GIO
ERIK VS WINGS: ERIK
NAUCH VS BRYAN: BRYAN
ROBERTO VS JOE: JOE