Week 7 Power Rankings

 

Chugga Pshh Chugga Ah Chugga Pshh Chugga Ah Chugga-chugga Pshh Chugga-chugga Ah Chugga-chugga Pshh Chugga-chugga Ah.  ALL ABOARD THE HIM U EXPRESS! CHOO-CHOO!

    Gentleman WOW what a week 6 huh?! We got 3 teams 5-1 heading into week 7. We got one 4-2 team just cruising and 4 teams in the middle of the pact. Just to revamp everyone if playoffs started today. 

    We would see the play out of Nauch Vs Chuck for the 6th seed as with the new rule in effect. Chuck having the highest PF of the 7-10th place teams would play the 6th seed for there spot to play the first seed in the first round. To round out our playoff picture 

1. Wings vs 6. Nauch/Chuck

2. Bryan vs 5. Gio

3. Rob Fadez vs. 4. Ryan 

    This is just a preview as we are about half way there. We have seen two teams call in the tank commandments  and have started to throw there season away even though they are in the midst of playoff hunt. The one team who should tank still holding strong at 0-6 in believing of a comeback. Fantasy really do be making you feel some type of way. 

    The toxicity is at an all time high this year and I hope to see it keep happening. Another thing I wanted to throw out there for all to see and read and hopefully get a proper response. I was thinking that we should do a trophy ceremony and celebrate this league as whole. Thoughts? Respond in the chat or to Commissioner Alas. 

Now with that settled..... WEEK 7 POWER RANKINGS!

Cjangos Power Rankings - 

1. President of HIM U -

CHOO CHOO. HIM U taking down FAKE COMMISH as Him U students stormed the field and took the goal post down and stormed it through OAK TOWN and reminded FAKE COMMISH that Him U was a bay area native first. This team is dominating week in and week out with the most Swagg. I feel sorry for whoever plays this team the next two weeks cause the one thing that would put this team over the top is dropping October 28th. Her Loss. Will be your loss if you play this team. 

2. FAKE COMMISH -

Tough loss for the commish here as Broncos country came in and did enough damage to this chargers defense for a .25 L. Nick Chubb had his worst game of the year, but Breece Hall continues to show why he is going to be Offensive Rookie of the year. This was a humble that you needed. Now Morgan FreeBryan is your problem now. 

3. Morgan FreeBryan

“Seeing is believing, but is it truth? Depends on your point-of-view. Are you listening, Fake Commish? When you emerge, and you will, I will be there... waiting. Because mark my words, you will get what's coming to you... in ways you can't expect... but very much deserve. Because once thing I believe in is an eye for an eye.” Will the rookie continue his path to the playoffs and do something that no other rookie has done. It starts with this week right here. His biggest game of the season so far. 

4. Ryan's world 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Tough one Ryan, losing to me is never a pretty site. However, Dhop looked great, but Prison Mike did not and Allen is eventually gonna come back right? Lamar had an average week yet again. Swift might play this week who knows. However, this team is falling apart. I think you need to make a splash that is not for Aaron jones. 

5. Mean Machine

Who we gonna crush? HIM U Who we gonna kill? Him U Who we gonna kiss? HIM U gotcha. Gio coming in with a rebrand and hopefully a new spark for his team. After squeaking out a close one against Frauch, he now plays Him U. Can Green rice machine figure it out or are we seeing the fall of Gio this year. 

6. Cjango

The C is silent. Killing a white man with a high bounty is always a great reward for fantasy ego, but now this week is just a low bounty. With arguably the best running back duo in the league and a bunch of high end WR 2's just to get by. You are on the search for the trophy again. Monsieur Chandie might have the fine specimen. 

7. #WinforVin 

Look at that you now have more wins then the dodgers did in the post season. You should change your team name cause you disrespecting that great man everyday. Yay area CMC is here and he might be the answer the 9ers have needed to figure out that offense. You went and got big herbo from Erik and TJ. Will this help you out? maybe, but the road from here only gets harder with your schedule. 

8. Frauch

Frauch decided to tank and my god the picks are nice to look at. Another season for Nauch down the drain. Now he will play spoiler for some weeks and it will be a site to see. 

9. Erik 

Lmaoo this man should take some lessons from Nauch on how to tank. His haul he is getting back aint much, however its just enough to look pretty. Good run, looks like Eriks championship was always a fluke.

10. Joe 

The one year you dont quit after 4 games and you are 0-6. Who knows maybe Joes team will make a resurgence and go on a crazy run. I would not be surprised if it starts with beating my ass this week.

Matchups -

Cjango Vs Joe - Joe

Mean Machine Vs Him U - Him U

Mogran FreeBryan Vs Buck Fryan - Buck Fryan

#WinForVin Vs Eriks Trash Ass - Eriks Trash Ass

Frauch Vs Ryans World - Ryans World

Ant's Power Rankings - 

1. Wings: The commish stays in the top spot despite losing out to Roberto in a squeaker last week. Josh is still Josh. Breecus is truly emerging. And Tyreek is still really good at football. Fake Commish or not I believe this is the team to beat.

2. Roberto: HIM UNIVERSITY. This team is full of dogs and there's no denying it anymore. The combination of Kelce and Stefon is undoubtably the top duo in the league. There's moves to make on this team but even if they aren't made the team is ready to go for the chip.

3. Ryan: the preseason favorite has slipped up a bit in recent weeks but the team is still looking solid. The return of deandre swift should help with the running back problem Ryan is facing and the return of Deandre Hopkins will shore out his receivers.

4. Bryan: Bryan's team has gotten significantly better with trades and he's looking to turn that into continued success down the stretch. Behind the core of Kupp, Deebo, Fournette, and Pierce I expect a lot from this team.

5. Gio: This team is extremely boom or bust which could translate into top points scorer of the week or middle of the pack. Either way gio has a very solid team. Let's see where that takes him by years end. Also, the team rebrand is A1.

6. Chuck: stuck in the middle of tanking and competing is a tough place to be in but that's where Chuck's at. Having the strongest RB duo in the league helps, but the wide receiver core is slightly above mediocre. We'll see what happens here but Chuck has def dug himself a nice grave to lay in if things go wrong.

7. Ant: I can just never start the right QB so what was my solution. Trade for the man they call Justin Herbert. My revenge tour starts now. I kept the receipt. They wrote me off, I ain't write back tho

8. Nauch: Mr fuck a draft has turned into Fuck a season. After losing to Gio last week nauch decided to end his season early and trade away his assets. As the Tank Commander, the draft pick haul looks splendid.

9. Erik: this week was do or die for Erik, and he died. Now he has traded away more than half of his team and left himself to look towards next year. 

10. Joe: it's time my king. Answer some texts and accept your fate

Matchups - 

Joe vs chuck: chuck

Ant vs Erik: Erik

Nauch vs Ryan: Ryan

Bryan vs Wings: Bryan

Gio vs Roberto: Roberto