Power Rankings Week 5

 


The return of Chane... I am the league of Shadows. I am here to take down Bryan Villalpando.

I AM HERE TO FULFILL HURTADOS  DESTINY...

WEEK 5

Chane's Rankings -

1. COMMISIONER GORDON

AAHAHHH COMMISIONER you have been building up Gotham's police force and cleaning up the city under the Erik Naranjo act and have used LOD to symbolize oppression. Boom (Commissioner has been shot) the truth shall come out soon enough, but for now your false idol has your record clean.

2. BROTHER RYAN

AHHH BROTHER RYAN victory has weakened you. Javonte is no more and cordarelle knees are gone as well. You are off to a good start as a member of the league of shadows. Make some moves to stay alive.

3. GotHIM University

Coach Fadez tough break. I will avenge you BROTHER AS THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS CAN NOT BE STOPPED. Chase and Digg a hole and prepare for the ROB HYPE TRAIN DOMINATION.

4. CHEF BRYAN

LETS NOT STAND ON CEREMONY HERE MR. Villalpando. THEATRICALITY AND DECEPTION; POWERFUL AGENTS TO THE UNINITIATED... BUT WE ARE INITIATED, ARENT WE BRYAN? MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS! AND YOU BETRAYED US.
I shall break your spirit first then YOUR TEAM.

5. GIOVANNIA SCARECROW GONZALEZ

Ahh ScareCrow how Nice of you to finally stick up to the JOEKER. Maybe your KARMA(RA) is finally starting to come around as well. Continue to use your toxicity to POISION THE CITY and help Fulfill HURTADOS DESTINY.

6. CHANE

THE FIRE RISES.

7. ARAB HIJACKER

AHHH You SURVIVED AFTER CRASHING THE TOWERS IN GOTHAM in 2001 FOR HURTADO. HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE NOW RETURNED TO HELP ME FIGHT MY BATTLE AGAINST CHEF BRYAN and help CHANE. WE come here not as conquerors but as liberators, to return control of this city to the people!

8. FRAUCH

Speak of the devil and he shall appear. Brady being that devil and Frauch continuing to FRAUCH like the GOTHAM STOCK EXCHANGE.

9. ERIK NARANJO

You have been supplied with a false idol [ERIK NARANJO] to stop you tearing down this CORRUPT CITY! Let me tell you the truth about ERIK NARANJO from the words of Gotham's League commissioner, ANDREW ALAS. "Chef Bryan didn't murder Erik Naranjo. He saved my boy, then took the blame for Naranjo's appalling crimes so I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the madman who tried to murder my own child. But I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Gotham with the truth, and it is time for me to resign." And do you accept this man's resignation? [League roar with approval] And do you accept the resignation of all of these liars?! Of all the corrupt?!? ALL THESE LIES THAT ERIK HAS THE BEST CORE IN THE LEAGUE

10. JOEKER

Do I look like a guy with a plan? Were destined to do this forever! WHY SO SERIOUS!?
Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a  commanders running back will get shot or a duo of cook and Taylor will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all *part of the plan*. But when I say that one little old commissioner will lose this week, well than everyone loses their minds!

MATCHU UP PREDICTIONS

CHANE VS CHEF BRYAN - CHANE

SCARECROW VS BROTHER RYAN - SCARECROW

JOEKER VS COMMISIONER GORDON - JOEKER

ERIK NARANJO VS gotHIM UNIVERSITY - gotHIM UNIVERSITY

FRAUCH VS ARAB HIJACKER - ARAB HIJACKER


Arab Hijacker Rankings - 

1. WINGS: the commish has taken the top spot of the week after taking down Ryan. Behind a solid a WR core and the possible emergence of Breece Hall, commish has set himself up beautifully for the new season

2. Ryan: Ryan's first taste of defeat this year came in two forms. A loss to an opponent and a loss of Javonte "Pookie" Williams.  A tough week definitely but I expect Ryan to bounce back just fine. He will need another RB at some point, but that's for later.

3. Roberto: A victim of MNF and Deebo Samuel, Roberto finally was showing the confidence in his team we've looked for in years past. A hard fought loss, but a loss either way. However, the Rob hype train is in full force this year and is ready to face Erik.

4. Bryan: there's three guarantees in life. Death, taxes, and Cooper Kupp being HIM. Carried by Kupp and Deebo Samuel, Bryan was able to squeak out a win this week and stay in the top 4 of the league. Now he faces Chuck in what's being hyped as the best shit talk game of the year. We'll see how that turns out, but rumor is Chane has returned.

5. Gio: Gio has a cakewalk of a week vs Joe and never really felt pressured in week 4. That gave his team plenty of time to prepare for possibly his  most difficult matchup this year, Ryan. If he can pull this win off he'll cement himself back in the top tier of the league.

6. Chuck: My oh my what a way you lose. That's why you don't GG bitch, disrespectfully. Chuck and I possibly had the game of the year last week that ended up leaving Chuck just short of another victory. Regardless, chuck's team has shown life but has a tough matchup this week against Bryan's squad

7. Ant: IM FINALLY ON THE BOARD. It's been a rough one this year, but that win felt good. Hopefully it's the start of a run for me. after facing the top of the league in three weeks I face the easiest part of my schedule over the next few weeks.

8. Nauch: Nauch's team has quietly stayed afloat this season behind guys like Miles Sanders, Devonta Smith, and Zach Ertz. Next up on the schedule is me which I look forward to facing Nauch without his Chubb. Hopefully Mr. Brady will be inactive and can take a good chunk of his offensive output away.

9. Erik: a season of ups and down for the former champ and right now it's looking down. A strong wide receiver core is being held back by a weak RB tandem. That's one move away from changing though. Until then, we find Erik on the 9 spot.

10. Joe: idk what to say man. It's bad, really bad. It's almost tank time again.

ARAB HIJACKER PREDITIONS

Ant Vs Nauch - Ant

Gio Vs Ryan - Gio

Chuck Vs Bryan - Bryan

Joe Vs Wings - Wings

Erik Vs Roberto - Roberto




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