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Week 11......

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  Don't follow the path. Blaze the trail. Gents. It's just me chuck this week as Ant is consumed by the Parentals this week. The nitty gritty is here we have this week 11, week 12, and week 13 before the top 5 playoff teams are set and stone. However, the seeding plays will matter in week 14 for teams 1-5. Here is a quick rundown of the playoffs and who has a shot at going and who is already there. In this order is also my power rankings for the week as well. Keep in mind I am throwing in all scenarios in a minimalist way. 1. Ryan - Ryan has clinched a playoff spot already with only 3 weeks left with week 14 being the 6th seed showdown. Ryan has clinched with only 2 losses on the year. Ryan to clinch the #1 seed and first-round bye needs to win this week and next week and two Ls from Bryan and Roberto as he should hold #1 easily with his PF. Ryan with 2 wins of his next 4 will clinch a bye.     Ryan is coming back to full strength with Mike will back and the addition of J...

Power Rankings week 10

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  Gentlemen welcome to week 10. My oh my we are a good chunk through the season, we are now back to our rematches of week 1 and we have seen a lot of changes. Our new Tank Commander is Joe as Nauch all of a sudden wants to play fantasy football. Erik well fuck that guy. Ant's team is coming to life. Chuck continues to be on a roll. Gio is tryna recreate his mickey mouse magic. Rob Hype train is dying, FAKE COMMISH is back. Why Bryan and Ryan continue to just fuck the league.  This is the trade deadline week. We have seen some teams make trades and one team not make trades ROB and that's why his team is currently on a downfall. Hopefully, we get some juicy trades before the end of this week's games to spice things up heading into the playoff push. With that being said here are your week 10 Power rankings. PS - Once you have read as soon as 5 of you drop the famous eye emoji I will drop a special treat in the chat. Chuck's Power Rankings -  1. Ryan - Ryan, you are taking ...

WEEK 9 Power Rankings

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 Gentleman what an exciting week so far heading into week 9. The Rob hype train has completed his quest for the first ring of the year and he will continue for the second one. Congrats brother! 2 married men in this league now, 1 engaged as well. Whose next? My moneys on Erik. #Fatric  We have a lot on the line for week 9. So let’s just get straight to it. WEEK 9 POWER RANKINGS!!!! Chuck’s Power Rankings - 1. Ryan  Ryan, back on top for now. Your team is coming around with your receivers carrying you at the moment. You get cordarelle back this week. However, swift well is turning into a bust. Let’s hope he pans out.  2. Commish Commish, came back with a dominance with a win in the stoned bowl. Your receiving core is dominating along with your Big dick Allen and your Chubb. You play your biggest nemesis this week in FRAUCH. Will you capture the moment or let it slip. 3. Bryan  You got a piece of humble pie from Horny gio. Even with your revamped Running core, we ...

Week 8 Power Rankings

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 Week 8 Gentleman and it's been a ride. We saw the craziest thing happen this past week, Erik got the win on a Tuesday due to a point correction lmaooo. We have a new #1 and it's the ROOKIE. So why not bring back his prospect photo for this week's cover of the blog. We have a lot gearing up for this week. Can Joe find relevance, will Bryan stay on top. Will Wings continue to implode and will The Rob hype train chugga choo choo along without Chase.  Find out on this week's episode of Redzone. I present to you... WEEK 8 POWER RANKINGS. Chuck's Power Rankings -  1. Bryan Welcome to the top and you are the first Rookie to ever hit #1 in the power rankings during the season. Can you keep up this amazing show or just like Deebo's Hammys will your luck give out on you. You face the cockiest motherfucker yet and we should be in for a classic.  2. Fake Commish Senior Wings. I tried to warn you and you failed to do so. Your team is coming along and frankly, no one can rep...

Week 7 Power Rankings

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  Chugga Pshh Chugga Ah Chugga Pshh Chugga Ah Chugga-chugga Pshh Chugga-chugga Ah Chugga-chugga Pshh Chugga-chugga Ah.  ALL ABOARD THE HIM U EXPRESS! CHOO-CHOO!     Gentleman WOW what a week 6 huh?! We got 3 teams 5-1 heading into week 7. We got one 4-2 team just cruising and 4 teams in the middle of the pact. Just to revamp everyone if playoffs started today.       We would see the play out of Nauch Vs Chuck for the 6th seed as with the new rule in effect. Chuck having the highest PF of the 7-10th place teams would play the 6th seed for there spot to play the first seed in the first round. To round out our playoff picture  1. Wings vs 6. Nauch/Chuck 2. Bryan vs 5. Gio 3. Rob Fadez vs. 4. Ryan      This is just a preview as we are about half way there. We have seen two teams call in the tank commandments  and have started to throw there season away even though they are in the midst of playoff hunt. The one team who should ...

Power Rankings Week 6

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       Gentleman welcome to week 6. As we have all been grieving the news of the death of Chane. Lets remember the good times Chane brought us and may he rest in peace.      We are going into week 6 with alot of questions in the air. Can White E - 40 keep this streak up or will he go back to wearing JORTS? Can Bryan continue to be the first rookie to make playoffs or will he come up short, LIKE THE DODGERS? LMAOOO. Is the Rob hype train real or is it because everyone is scared to put up points against him? Is Nauch for real this year or is he Frauch? Is Gios dynasty run finally coming to an end or is this the beginning of the take over? Is Chuck actually gonna commit to tanking for once or will he let his pride get in the way and make another dumb trade? Is Erik gonna finally accept his receivers are not as high value as he thinks they are and make some trades? Is the tank commander and current Champ gonna go back to tanking after trusting Russel Wilsb...

Power Rankings Week 5

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  The return of Chane... I am the league of Shadows. I am here to take down Bryan Villalpando. I AM HERE TO FULFILL HURTADOS  DESTINY... WEEK 5 Chane's Rankings - 1. COMMISIONER GORDON AAHAHHH COMMISIONER you have been building up Gotham's police force and cleaning up the city under the Erik Naranjo act and have used LOD to symbolize oppression. Boom (Commissioner has been shot) the truth shall come out soon enough, but for now your false idol has your record clean. 2. BROTHER RYAN AHHH BROTHER RYAN victory has weakened you. Javonte is no more and cordarelle knees are gone as well. You are off to a good start as a member of the league of shadows. Make some moves to stay alive. 3. GotHIM University Coach Fadez tough break. I will avenge you BROTHER AS THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS CAN NOT BE STOPPED. Chase and Digg a hole and prepare for the ROB HYPE TRAIN DOMINATION. 4. CHEF BRYAN LETS NOT STAND ON CEREMONY HERE MR. Villalpando. THEATRICALITY AND DECEPTION; POWERFUL AGENTS TO THE UNIN...

Power Rankings Week 4

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  Gentleman, we are 3 weeks in, now going into week 4. I got one thing to say... Gio I am your fucking daddy you glizzy banana shit eating on it whore. Also Fuck Erik. We got some great matchups this week that can make or break a couple seasons. Will Ant and Joe bust out the tanks or will they finally win. Here are your week 4 power rankings! Chucks Pr -  1. Ryan: This is obviously a no brainer even when your team performs like shit you are still one of the highest scoring team in the league. You need Davante to pick it up and swift and jefferson to stop being bitches.  2. Roberto: Rob motherfucking fades swag surfin is way through the league. He gets JK dobbins back and Jamal Williams cuff. Look out Rob might just come out swinging on these hoes. 3. Bryan: Bryan with another win and looking to continue to dominate. With Mahomes being mahomes and possibly Akers taking over finally we might see Bryan make a run.  4. Wings: Way to go buddy 3 and 0. You overpaid for Chu...

Power Rankings Week 3

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  Gentleman, week 2 was a show down. We saw Rob turn into the hype train, we saw Bryan assert his dominance and we saw Ryan well beat the fuck out of somebody again. Going into week 3 we have matchups already that will determine some ones season, without further or do. HERE ... ARE ... YOUR WEEK 3 POWER RANKINGS. Chucks PR -  1. Ryan Another week of dominance I have nothing to note for you except this is your season unless you choke. MVP: Lamar PAY ME Jackson 2. Bryan You making a splash in the league right off rip. Can you be the first one to make playoffs coming in. It looks like it so far. Keep it up and remember fuck erik. MVP: Cooper Hard Worker Kupp 3. Roberto Rob Fadez 2-0 and is riding heavy on Ants disrespect. Rob WR core is dominating and now with the return of Dobbins look out. Rob can easily make a run for it. All SWAG. MVP - Stefon IM HIM Diggs 4. Wings Commish in the top 5 after getting married. Shit maybe he will destroy the narrative of married men dont win cha...