WEEK 9 Power Rankings

 Gentleman what an exciting week so far heading into week 9. The Rob hype train has completed his quest for the first ring of the year and he will continue for the second one. Congrats brother! 2 married men in this league now, 1 engaged as well. Whose next? My moneys on Erik. #Fatric 

We have a lot on the line for week 9. So let’s just get straight to it. WEEK 9 POWER RANKINGS!!!!

Chuck’s Power Rankings -

1. Ryan 

Ryan, back on top for now. Your team is coming around with your receivers carrying you at the moment. You get cordarelle back this week. However, swift well is turning into a bust. Let’s hope he pans out. 

2. Commish

Commish, came back with a dominance with a win in the stoned bowl. Your receiving core is dominating along with your Big dick Allen and your Chubb. You play your biggest nemesis this week in FRAUCH. Will you capture the moment or let it slip.

3. Bryan 

You got a piece of humble pie from Horny gio. Even with your revamped Running core, we saw a very minimal game from your team. Losing deebo to a hammy injury is rough right now cause that hammy kept him out of a lot of games just a couple years ago. Kupp also getting an injury doesn’t help either. You’re in a great spot and primed to make playoffs. However, maybe adding one more receiver wouldn’t hurt if one ends up going down. 

4. Gio

Welcome back, to the top 4. Adding dalvin cook and taking down Bryan should bring cocky gio back. You’re tryna revisit glory by rebuilding your old squad. However your receiving core and TE spot has been your biggest downfall this season of inconsistency. The raiders need to force feed davante and st brown just needs to stay on the field. Waller the addict continues to nurse and injury and has been your biggest bust. If your receivers fall apart you may be in trouble. 

5. Roberto 

Robby, congrats again brother. Your team fell apart. Joey ice looked not so great without chase. Your running back problems are catching up to you. Draaakkkeee is continuing to just disappear. You can see your team collapse if you don’t do something fast.

6. Chuck

THE KANG and SAQUON continue to dominate and continue to be the best running back tandem in the league. Your receiving core is looking nice but can use an upgrade. Maybe the FUCKING MIDGET ain’t that bad. Your path to the playoffs looks promising. 

7. Erik

You continue to surprise me. Your team is actually not that bad. Montgomery continues to get heavy work. Gibson is god mode in the passing game. Singletary has taken control and geno is proving to be better than Herbert so far. I think you can sneak into the play in period. 

8. Ant 

Ant, that was a tough loss. Obviously on paper your team is better than Erik’s, but the underperforming is killing you. You probably have the worst QB starts every week also which doesn’t help you play every QB in the AFC west except for the best one. CMC is looking crazy and AJ brown is just HIM. If your team can figure it out, it could be scary hours for the league. 

9. Nauch 

Nauch your team ain’t that bad. Lot of upside on this team. Etienne is just dominating. Sanders is looking like penn state sanders. Tua hasn’t died yet and your receiving core isn’t great but isn’t the worst. If you really wanted to I think you can go for a shot at the play in why still tanking. 

10. Joe 

You threw the towel in partially so far. If you make a few trades you can possibly chase the play in but your chances don’t look great. If you going for it go get players to round out your team, cause most of the picks are gone already. 

Matchups -

Chuck Vs Roberto - Chuck 

Bryan Vs Joe -  Joe 

Nauch Vs Wings - Nauch

Gio Vs Ant - Ant 

Ryan Vs Erik - Ryan 

Ant’s Power Rankings - 

1. Ryan: my Colorado brotheran has retaken his throne. There's still room for a move or two here but even if he stays pat the first week bye in playoffs is looking good.

2. Wings: after a proper ass whoopin handed to me Wings finds himself in the top 2. He proved his team can survive without a big Josh Allen game. Whatever happens from here on Wings has proved his Commish status in my eyes.

3. Bryan: a rough week for Bryan but it should t take away from his overall team. Led by White Patty and black Cooper Bryan has a lot to feel good about going down the stretch. Especially with a date with Joeker this week

4. Gio: the biggest anomaly in the league. Gio can go from mid to top 2 team week to week. I hope to keep your alternating W/L trend going this week. But your team at full strength is as scary as anyone

5. Chuck: Finally in the top 5. The true up and down season might finally be stabilizing. The stretch run looks good and is fighting to stay out of that 6th spot to avoid the play in game. We'll see where things sit after the next few weeks for you

6. Roberto: a huge derailment from the hype train.  Losing Chase not only hurts the WR core but it hurts Joe Burrow also. Stack that on top of unreliable RBs and it explains the fall off. Maybe no LOD ring in the future but another ring has been secured already. Congrats brotha

7. Ant: I just won't give up will I. As some of you have learned I'm not tanking and I'm going for the damn thing. Does it mean this season hasn't pissed me off? No. In CMC I trust.

8. Erik: my true challenger to the play in game. I'm scared of the roster but it's proved worthy so far and that's all that matters. I look forward to our wild card battle down the stretch.

9. Nauch: this years tank team of the year has all but depleted his assets. Only one decision left to make. Trade Etienne or have him for next years run.

10. Joe; it looks like the man has finally conceded on the year. Trading away Dalvin and watching JT hit the bench has all but proven that. Not sure if he's going full tank or taking a final shot still. But the Joeker hasn't ever been shy of keeping us in the dark 

Matchups

Erik vs Ryan: Ryan

Gio vs Ant: Gio

Joe va Bryan: Bryan 

Roberto Vs chuck: Chuck

Wings vs nauch: Wings