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LEAGUE OF DEGENERATES OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MARCH 12, 2023, OAKLAND, CA –  The LOD has concluded its investigation of Anthony Perez (“Ant”) and his roster moves during weeks 13 and 14 of the 2023 LOD regular season (referred to as “Breidagate”). Based on this investigation, the League has concluded that: Ant deliberately threw his matches in weeks 13 and 14 to secure a higher draft pick By throwing, Ant indirectly attempted to influence the outcome of matchups that carried playoff implications, creating an unfair advantage for Ryan and Wings at the expense of Erik and Nauch, respectively During the first instance of throwing in week 13, Erik and Bryan both initiated disputes with the commissioner over these actions and the Commissioner attempted to directly address the matter with Ant ahead of their week 14 matchup Despite the Commissioner’s efforts, Ant continued to make roster moves to attempt to throw his week 14 matchup After the week’s games started ...

 GENTLEMAN WELCOME TO THE SEMI FINALS AND YOUR FINAL FOUR. It has been a wild season and we saw a wild Quarter finals to begin the playoffs. In what seemed primed for Erik to win and compete his team just completely shit the bed in FRAUDERIK fashion and Wings came out with a win. Joe yet again prevails over Gio with an ass beating. I would like to take this time to recognize Gio’s accomplishments over the last 4 years of being in the championship all those years and going 2-2 truly a dynasty. This will be our first championship  also in the last 3 years that does not feature Davante Adams. We got a crazy semi finals for this week and it begins tonight. Let’s dive into these TOP 4 Rankings.  CHUCK’s Power Rankings  1. Chuck - I got my wish and my entire team heavily performed like shit during the bye. They got there bad game out the way. Tyreek is back, Kupp is back and a DAK bounce back has chuck a little horny. Let’s get boys.  2. Nauch - Nauch is coming in try...

  Degens! With the regular season done, I wanted to revive an old idea I had for the League and include some end-of-season awards to commemorate what was a very exciting LOD season. Unlike last time, we already have some categories to start with which are listed below. Nominees will be revealed and voting will open this Thursday. Over the next 48 hours, I’ll open the floor to any suggested nominees and additional categories that you may have. Please send us your suggestions  HERE ! *awards apply to regular season only* OFFICIAL CATEGORIES (ADDTL CATEGORIES AND NOMINEES WILL BE REVEALED 12/21) Player Awards: HIGH NOON TEQUILA SELTZER FANTASY MVP PROLIFIC STRENGTH & PERFORMANCE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR RHINO BIG D QB OF THE YEAR BUST OF THE YEAR WAIVER WIRE HERO Manager Awards: MANAGER OF THE YEAR PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR [favorite persona, character arc, etc. from the season] MOMENT OF THE YEAR [favorite moment from the season, can be anything from matchups to something in the cha...

 GENTLEMAN WELCOME TO THE PLAYOFFS LETS GOOOOO! We are seeing some new Faces as the top 3 of this league typically remain the same. Gio wings and Myself have not missed the playoffs since 2021. Gio has not missed the playoffs in the sleeper era. Wings and myself have only missed once. Let’s meet our playoff teams this year shall we.  1st seed - Chuck: Chuck had 2 titles to his name in the LOD era but none in the sleeper ERA believe it or not. Chuck had only missed playoffs once in the sleeper ERA and has only lost to one team only in the playoffs period in his entire Fantasy career in LOD. It is Gio.  2nd seed - Nauch: Nauch has arguably his best team ever in his LOD Tenure. He is most known for Giving Erik shit about auto drafting CMC to a title. This is Nauch’s first playoff appearance since 2020 where he also finished as the two seed. 3rd seed - Wings: Wings is a one time champions carried by the likes of Elijah McGuire thanks to chucks recommendation on playing him. S...

  Week 14 The Commissioner’s Report, Week 14: Gents, I gotta say yesterday was one of the more thrilling ends to a regular season, and for all the wrong reasons. As the League recovers from Breidagate and the Wan’Dale Game, 6 degens will prepare to do battle for the glory of the LOD Championship. TCR will conclude with the regular season with the holiday travel period coming, but stay tuned for upcoming content from me and the Blogger Boyz. So for one last time this season… Scores and Stats: Week 14 Las Vegas Place Team PF W/L Points 1 Nauch 229.5 W 25 2 Gio 191.3 W 19 3 Chuck 176 L 15 4 Erik 149.4 W 13 5 Bryan 139.7 W 11 6 Rob 132.3 L 8 7 Joe 131 L 6 8 Ryan 128.8 L 4 9 Ant 117.9 W 3 10 Wings 115.3 L 1 Scoring Stats Period Avg PF Spread Top Score Low Score This Week 151.12 114.2 229.5 (NCH) 115.3 (WGS) Last Week 155.33 111.7 211.2 (CHU) 99.5 (ANT) Difference -4.21 +2.50 +18.30 +15.80 Season Average 157.58 97.67 210.76 113.09 Difference -6.45 +16.53 +18.74 +2.21 2022 Week 14 N/A N/A...