FINAL FOUR


 GENTLEMAN WELCOME TO THE SEMI FINALS AND YOUR FINAL FOUR. It has been a wild season and we saw a wild Quarter finals to begin the playoffs. In what seemed primed for Erik to win and compete his team just completely shit the bed in FRAUDERIK fashion and Wings came out with a win. Joe yet again prevails over Gio with an ass beating. I would like to take this time to recognize Gio’s accomplishments over the last 4 years of being in the championship all those years and going 2-2 truly a dynasty. This will be our first championship  also in the last 3 years that does not feature Davante Adams. We got a crazy semi finals for this week and it begins tonight. Let’s dive into these TOP 4 Rankings. 


CHUCK’s Power Rankings 


1. Chuck - I got my wish and my entire team heavily performed like shit during the bye. They got there bad game out the way. Tyreek is back, Kupp is back and a DAK bounce back has chuck a little horny. Let’s get boys. 

2. Nauch - Nauch is coming in tryna prove himself and fight his way back to being in a championship. He has a rough road especially with No Keenan Allen and Someone snagged Josh Palmer for absolutely no reason. LMAO. You arguably have the toughest schedule this week for your players alone because of the San Fran Vs Baltimore game. It can either be a high scoring game or a score of 17-14. Christmas Day is gonna be an absolute sweat for you. 

3. Wings - This team proved its worth with Josh Allen doing absolutely nothing. You have your toughest matchup of the year with this Nauch team. You also have one more problem. Gabe Davis Revenge game would be absolutely fucking hilarious. You are gonna need a big game this week from your Running backs. 

4. Joe - Joe Joe Joe, moved to Utah and came back to life. You took down Gio in the first round of playoffs which is something no one has been able to do in the sleeper era. You are now facing your toughest opponent of the year and it can either go extremely well for you or be an absolute shit show. This team can go off any given week and it has the chance to do so starting tonight. Will Joe make his first finals appearance?

Gio - Man how the mighty have fallen. It started when you FaceTimed me drunk and called this league easy and you were bored. You were 5-0 at that point. You then went 3-7 to end the year and bouncing the first round. Reconnect with the fantasy gods cause they did not like that comment and showed you not to fuck with them. 

Erik - Nice come back buddy, you tried your hardest. However it looks like you still can’t beat the Auto draft cmc carried you to a title. Good luck next year. 

The rest of the league - Yall still dead.


Ant’s Power Rankings 

1. Chuck;  Time for Chuck to try and prove himself when the lights are bright.  All that stands in his way is his brother (in collusion).  Chuck got his bad week out of the way in his bye week, so can his team do their job and get him past the mickey mouse ring allegations?  That lies in the hands of Tyreek Hills ankle, Arthur Smith, and whichever QB he starts.  


2. Nauch: This has been the most active ive seen Nauch in the LOD chat in maybe 2 years and maybe it hope, maybe its confidence, and maybe he just hasn't needed to pay attention to LOD this long since Gios beating of him in the championship 3 years ago.  Nauchs strengths have to get him a solid amount of points but signs are pointing at him making a second appearance in the championship


3. Joe: Joe came out last week and put an end to a dynasty.  Now he has two more things on the checklist.  Beat his own brother, and bring the trophy back home to the mormons.  This week he needs huge games from his usual suspects but also will need 1 or 2 more guys to exceed their projected points.  This matchup starts on Thursday Night Football and he is hoping he doesnt need a christmas miracle come Monday.


4. Wings:  Last week must have felt good beating down Erik for the third time this season.  It probably felt better knowing Ty Chandler gave you a nice cushion going into Sunday.  This week is going to be much more daunting and will require Josh Allen to finally regain form.  If he cant, it might be a long christmas night for you.  Ohh, and if you RB’s can actually get on the field and play, that would be nice.


Gio and Erik:  Congrats on a playoff *run* this year fellas.  It was a hell of a fall from grace for Gio albeit having his most depleted team going into a season.  The fantasy gods truly caught up to you.  Is the dynasty truly over?  Erik snuck into the playoffs this year in dramatic fashion after a 8th place finish last year.  That would only mean next year youre going to get 4th right!  Anyways, thanks for taking the point record that will probably stand forever if we change our scoring setting next year, at least youll always have that.


The rest of us:  I hope we're all in other league semifinals and working towards a chip.  Good luck if needed.

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