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Power Rankings Week 3

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  Gentleman, week 2 was a show down. We saw Rob turn into the hype train, we saw Bryan assert his dominance and we saw Ryan well beat the fuck out of somebody again. Going into week 3 we have matchups already that will determine some ones season, without further or do. HERE ... ARE ... YOUR WEEK 3 POWER RANKINGS. Chucks PR -  1. Ryan Another week of dominance I have nothing to note for you except this is your season unless you choke. MVP: Lamar PAY ME Jackson 2. Bryan You making a splash in the league right off rip. Can you be the first one to make playoffs coming in. It looks like it so far. Keep it up and remember fuck erik. MVP: Cooper Hard Worker Kupp 3. Roberto Rob Fadez 2-0 and is riding heavy on Ants disrespect. Rob WR core is dominating and now with the return of Dobbins look out. Rob can easily make a run for it. All SWAG. MVP - Stefon IM HIM Diggs 4. Wings Commish in the top 5 after getting married. Shit maybe he will destroy the narrative of married men dont win cha...

POWER RANKINGS Week: 2

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  WOOOO! Football is back. After a wild weekend of amazing games as well as fantasy nail biters, we are heading into week 2. One thing is for certain though and its the Cowboys are fucked lmaoo. Anyways here are your week 2 Power Rankings.  Chuck's Power Rankings -  1. Ryan  This was a no brainer your line up was dominating with Lamar, Jefferson and Swift leading the way. Javonte with 11 fucking catches is a huge sigh of relief and reassurance that the passing game is his and they will feed him. Your bench looked great as well. This seems like this is yours to lose.  MVP - JJ the Griddy king 2. Rob fadez This is gonna surprise a lot of people but this mans team is not the three Chiefs this is the team of swag and they got a lot of it. Losing Elijah Mitchell sucks, but Damien Harris to be your RB2 aint that bad. JK dobbins comes back. Chase Diggs London Kelce and Joey Ice is just prime for not stop production every week. I think if you actually trade or find some...

Power Rankings Week 1

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  Gentleman, the day is finally here. The first game of the season and we got on what could be the best game all season in the Bills Vs the Rams. This is only the second time in NFL history that the reigning Superbowl Champs are playing the Superbowl favorites for this year to start the season off. I was just like to start off by saying my condolences to Erik as the Cowboys were just eliminated from the playoffs. We have seen some trades go down prior to week 1 and I will let everyone know it is because we are all a bunch of horny fucks. I am looking at you Bryan, you know you slinging that thing around O-Block. However, I would like to say good luck this year gentleman and I hope you guys just have fun and remember its always Fuck Erik.  Chucks Power Rankings -  1. Ryan Mr. Colorado Electrician, this team is electric. Your RB's are well balanced with the potential of finishing top 5. Your WR and TE have target friendly offenses and expect them to throw the ball a lot. I ...

Draft Rankings

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 Gentleman, what a draft huh? We definitely saw some interesting picks and reaches during the draft. Nothing more notable then Joe reaching a little early for Brian Robinson because he got named the name the starter during the draft after Erik had drafted Antonio Gibson. Then Erik made a call and by the end of the draft Brian Robinson had been shot in his Hip and Knee. Some counselor Erik is huh? Anyways, Congrats to the Commish on his marriage as we wish him nothing but the best. I will now quote Mr. Alas when asked how does he think this will effect his focus on fantasy football.  "It does not matter, I already won the real ring that matters" - Mr. Alas As you can see this definitely reflected in how he drafted as the only win that matters is that fantasy football trophy. Now lets get started. Going from first to worst.  Ryan - Draft Grade A + Chuck : You may have not got Herbie, but your draft was by far the best drafted team coming out of this draft. Lots of upside an...