ROUND 1


 Gentleman. What a play in week huh! The reigning champ is no more and you have nobody else to thank but Chuck. We will have a new champion this season yet again! We are heading into round 1 with  a lot of craziness in the NFL we have Saturday football this week and next week the full skate is on Saturday due to it being Christmas on Sunday.  The biggest take away is the dolphins and Bills are playing in about a foot in a half of snow so it should affect wings with Josh Allen and Tyreek Hill quite a bit. It should also affect Roberto with Stefan Diggs. However who knows these are superstars and ball in any condition. 

However, playoff rankings are underway as well as weekly predictions. This will be an all out grit for the title as it features the leagues heaviest shit talkers and Ryan. 

Chucks Power Rankings - 

1. Ryan - you have a bye this week so kick back and relax. You will play the winner of Gio and Wings and well you don’t want to play either of them as playoff gio is different breed and everytime you play wings half your team dies. 

2. Bryan - you also have a bye so kick back and relax and cook up some din din with a glass of Pinot. You will play the winner or Roberto and Chuck. You do not have an easy task at all next week with pretty much your entire team dying these last couple weeks. At least you get Goedert back! 

3. Chuck - the best running back trio heading into playoffs and solid wr’s and you play Roberto. The person you picked to win it all. I love being right in predictions however, I would love to win a ring more. This championship can easily be yours with this lineup. However, it can all go down hill real quick. #DoitforKylar

4. Wings - Fake commish out here ready to bring back early season magic. Mike evans is pretty much getting his own divorce with Brady so that has been rough to see. The star power on this team is unmatched and the emergence of rachaad white and Tony pollard this year has saved this team. This is a big week you stone cold Steve alas. Good luck. 

5. Gio - not the spot you expected to be I’m sure, however outside of Godwin your receivers have been questionable and arguably the weakest part of your team. Kamara has been hot ass and is getting suspended next year also. So it’s been rough for him. However, this team can easily drop 200 plus any given week. Good luck undertaker you are gonna need it. 

6. Roberto - rob fadez. You made it and your team is healthy and you have perfected the fuck a draft running back strategy. This team can easily fuck everyone in the league based off of the wr core you have including kelce. However it also has the ability to be the lowest scorer which is really weird. Good luck Roberto. 

Matchups 

Chuck vs Roberto - chuck

Gio vs wings - wings 


Ants Power rankings 

1. Ryan: Rest easy king. The winner of Gio and Wings awaits you.

2. Bryan: Rest easy prince. The winner of chuck and Roberto awaits you.

3. Roberto: we've finally made it to playoff time and  it's perfect timing for Rob as his team has reached full strength. Will we have a huge Jamar Burrow game? Or will it be a dud week? Will there be catches to go around for Stefon? Will Travis Kelce continue his Dominance? No matter what happens, the whole league is rooting for you.

4. Gio: Your quest for the title begins here. And it's given you a blessing in disguise with this snow game in Buffalo. Because of that Allen might be helped back a bit but who knows if that'll be enough. Your team will have to put up points and if you get your running back trio to show up it might be enough to push your through.

5. Wings: look at our commish making it the yoffs. Who would've thought? You beat the fake commish accusations so far this year and it's gonna take taking down the undertaker to continue that. Everyone wants to see it happen, please give us the Christmas gift we've all been waiting for. 

6. Chuck: you finally killed my championship repeat aspirations. Thank you for your service. Now for your efforts you get to face Roberto who could very well drop 200 on you or drop 100. It shouldn't matter if your team performs how you talk them up. The toughest part of it will be getting your RBs going all on the same day. Not the toughest ask in the world but itll need to happen if you want a shot at the title.. ohh and the midget destroying his knee might be your downfall; but that's yet to be seen.

The rest of us not in the playoffs, we suck


Matchups - 


Chuck vs Roberto - Roberto 


Gio vs wings - gio. 


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