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  LEAGUE OF DEGENERATES OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MARCH 20, 2023, OAKLAND, CA –  The following is a joint statement by Commissioner Wings and Anthony “Top Dawg” Perez. After the decision made by the Commissioner on Breidagate, Ant immediately appealed the decision on the following grounds: ​​A team is allowed to start whomever it may concern as long as the player is an active player on an NFL ROSTER and has played or is giving an effort to play in upcoming games. Regardless of standings and or playoff matchups a team is not incentivized to consider roster moves, changes, and or decisions. This is fantasy football where any given player can win or lose matchups regardless of their projections.  (Outlined by Wandale Robinson) the league has no right to decide who and who isn't a player that can be started in a lineup in any given week. While the league has pointed out very loose interpretations of the rules nowhere in the league rules does it say the ...

LEAGUE OF DEGENERATES OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MARCH 12, 2023, OAKLAND, CA –  The LOD has concluded its investigation of Anthony Perez (“Ant”) and his roster moves during weeks 13 and 14 of the 2023 LOD regular season (referred to as “Breidagate”). Based on this investigation, the League has concluded that: Ant deliberately threw his matches in weeks 13 and 14 to secure a higher draft pick By throwing, Ant indirectly attempted to influence the outcome of matchups that carried playoff implications, creating an unfair advantage for Ryan and Wings at the expense of Erik and Nauch, respectively During the first instance of throwing in week 13, Erik and Bryan both initiated disputes with the commissioner over these actions and the Commissioner attempted to directly address the matter with Ant ahead of their week 14 matchup Despite the Commissioner’s efforts, Ant continued to make roster moves to attempt to throw his week 14 matchup After the week’s games started ...