Week 12

 

Week 12

The Commissioner’s Report, Week 12:

Thanksgiving travel took more time and energy than I thought so apologies for no blog last week… anyways hope you and yours had fun wherever you ended up! We’re in the short strokes of the season as words like clinch and elimination suddenly have sprung into the conversation. If it’s any sign of the League’s parity this season, everyone’s in contention still with 2 games left to go and most seeds have yet to be decided.

Scores and Stats:

Week 11

Week 12

Place

Team

PF

W/L

Points

Place

Team

PF

W/L

Points

1

Chuck

199.2

W

25

1

Chuck

211.7

W

25

2

Erik

172.1

W

19

2

Joe

208.8

W

19

3

Nauch

159.9

W

16

3

Wings

187.7

W

16

4

Gio

159.7

L

12

4

Nauch

171.8

W

13

5

Rob

158.6

W

11

5

Ryan

168.4

L

10

6

Joe

154.2

W

9

T6

Ant

154.1

W

9

7

Ryan

138.2

L

6

T6

Gio

152.5

L

6

8

Bryan

136.7

L

4

8

Erik

151.5

L

4

9

Wings

122.6

L

2

9

Bryan

143.3

L

2

10

Ant

121.1

L

1

10

Rob

130.2

L

1

Week 11 Scoring

Week 12 Scoring

Period

Avg PF

Spread

Top Score

Low Score

Period

Avg PF

Spread

Top Score

Low Score

This Week

152.23

78.1

199.2 (CHU)

121.1 (ANT)

This Week

168.00

81.5

211.7 (CHU)

130.2 (ROB)

Last Week

159.84

98.5

200.9 (JOE)

102.4 (ROB)

Last Week

152.23

78.1

199.2 (CHU)

121.1 (ANT)

Difference

-7.61

-20.4

-1.7

+18.70

Difference

+15.77

+3.40

+12.50

+9.10

Season Average

157.42

96.36

208.93

112.56

Season Average

158.30

95.13

209.16

114.03

Difference

-5.19

-18.26

-9.73

+8.54

Difference

+9.70

-13.63

+2.54

+16.17

2022 Week 6

149.33

66.20

187.15 (ROB)

120.95 (JOE)

2022 Week 6

155.61

116.30

218.95 (CHU)

102.65 (NCH)

Difference

+2.90

+11.90

+12.05

+0.15

Difference

+12.39

-34.80

-7.25

+27.55

2023 CC Standings

Playoff Picture

Place

Team

PTS

Behind

Interval

Place

Team

W-L

PF

∆

1

Chuck

168

-

-

1 (bye)

Chuck

9-3

2072

-

2

Wings

143

-25

-25

2 (bye)

Joe

8-4

1931

-141

3

Joe

141

-27

-2

3

Wings

7-5

2012.8

-

4

Nauch

140

-28

-1

4

Nauch

7-5

1888.6

-124.2

5

Gio

139

-29

-1

5

Gio

6-6

1958.2

-

6

Ryan

139

-29

0

6

Ryan

5-7

1944.8

-13.4

7

Bryan

113

-55

-26

7

Erik

5-7

1942.7

-2.1

8

Rob

113

-55

0

8

Bryan

5-7

1876.3

-66.4

9

Erik

111

-57

-2

9

Rob

4-8

1764

-112.3

10

Ant

55

-113

-56

10

Ant

4-8

1605.6

-158.4

Commish’s Analysis

With back to back P1 performances, Chuck has established a firm lead in the commish cup race with 2 weeks to go. If Chuck can keep this 25+ point lead after next week’s set of matches, then it’s game. Another first place performance will clinch it, otherwise he’ll need the help of others to do so. Not time to crown anybody yet… last year Ryan (hypothetically) held a 14 point lead at the same point in the regular season and managed to put up stinkers at the worst possible time to let it slip away. And that’s exactly what will be needed for the remaining contenders to close the gap over the last games of the season.

On the playoff side, nearly all seeds are still up for grabs, though we’ve got a few scenarios to watch for Week 13 on the extremes:

Seed

Team

Scenarios

1 (bye)

Chuck

(x) Clinches bye with Win

Clinches 1 seed with Win + Wings L

2 (bye)

Joe

(x) Clinches bye with Win + Wings L

3

Wings

Clinches playoff berth with Win

4

Nauch

Clinches playoff berth with Win

5

Gio

Clinches playoff berth with Win + Ryan L + Erik L + Bryan L

6

Ryan

7

Erik

8

Bryan

9

Rob

Eliminated with Loss OR Erik W OR Bryan W OR Ryan W

10

Ant

Eliminated with Loss OR Erik W OR Rob W OR Bryan W

By way of Bryan’s generosity, Rob and Ant are still in playoff contention though on their last gasps. With 3 additional matchups needing to go their respective ways to remain in contention along with the obvious win, it’s improbable but as my friend Chuck Malone once said Hennything is possible.

With Nobody else in the elimination Zone next week, our three 5-7 friends would do themselves a huge favor with getting a win next week. Ryan has by far the easiest matchup versus the resurgent tank lord, but I don’t expect anything from any of these three considering their luck this season.

Gio, while joining Bryan with a 4+ game losing streak, can still punch his playoff ticket next week if the winds of luck blow his way. There’s no way you can be down bad enough to lose to Grimace too…

The Cassidies, currently holding the 1 and 2 seeds respectively, play each other this week in what will probably be the decider for byes. You’re only allowed to call this the Cassidy Collusion Bowl if you have won a matchup in the last Month.

Postgame interviews:

None this week…. So here’s a cat pic!

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