Week 8 Power Rankings

 

    Damn boys, week 8 already. We saw a wild one go down this last week as we saw Joe taking down Gio yet again. It is always funny to watch Joe take down the Mijo lmaoo. We had a close one in the homo bowl but Bryan gave Mahomes a Rhino pill and shoved it up Erik's already very loose asshole. Grimace showed up with a vengeance and took down Ryan and also took over the CC Lead for the season. Oakland Alitas continued his win streak as he took down Coach Prime and his squad of over hyped, but hey we got Kawhi Leonard to show up to our game. Then Nauch had his bye week. 

Also special guest this week as blogger ANT is on his Bye week and has a big announcement coming soon per LOD rumors on X. Our special guest is the one and only Anton Ego.

    We had 1 trade this week, however the deadline is coming as November 13th will be the last day to trade(end of week 10). Other than that lets dive into these power rankings. 

Only trade - 

Chuck Receives Jonathan Taylor

Nauch Receives Keenan Allen 

Chuck - Great trade, you needed another running back and had a receiver to spare. Taylor is a keeper for a long time and getting rid of Keenan sucks from so far this year stand point, but will pay off in the long run. Grade A+

Nauch - You needed a receiver and unloaded one of your running backs. Slight over pay, but it works out for you as you now have a true #1 receiver on your roster, the big question in him has always been will he stay healthy. Grade B

Anton - 

Chuck: Dumping Keenan after 1 bad week was a surprise, I guess Chuck believes someone under Tyreek will break out in the second half of the season. Taylor’s a gamble as long as Zach Moss is there, but he’s been trending in the right direction. This trade was good, not great. (B)

Nauch: Your gamble on both JT and Kamara have seemed to pay off as you were able to move one of them to finally get someone with a pulse in your WR room and still have a murders row of ball handlers (shoutout Saundsky) . Per his postgame interview, Nauch believes he sold high on JT and, if he’s right, may have made out pretty well here. (A)

Chuck's Power Rankings - 

1. Bryan - Bryan's Bistro has been on a streak as of late as this newly redesign of the menu for this upcoming season has seen nothing but great reviews and all the Tik Toks of coming to try this place and you will leave satisfied. It looks like this 2nd year restaurant might be on its way to a Michelin star, but world renowned yelp reviewer Oaklands very own Anton Ego. 

2. Wing's - The hot streak continues as ever since he and his wife moved and he gets to sit on his ass and watch football or be a degenerate again, he has been unbeatable. Happy Wife, happy life. 

3. Chuck - Getting fucked by fantasy devil Arthur smith fucking sucks and the other fantasy dumbass in Brandon Staley just forgot he has Keenan Allen to throw the ball too. However, picking up Taylor helps the backfield and the breakout of Rashee Rice happening each week. 

4. Gio - Back to back dreadful weeks, this coming after you told me this league was to easy and getting boring cause all you do is win win win no matter what. Hug that trophy tight Mijo, cause it looks like your beginning of the season magic is running out. You play Ant this week, and I know he is determined to beat you lmao. 

5. Rob - Grimace welcome to the top 5. Your team is finally showing some life. Kareem Hunt has picked it up and now Jerome ford hurt you now have 3 serviceable running backs on this roster. This roster on paper is disgusting. The Rob hype train died long ago. The Grimace Hype train is starting to chug along. 

6. Joe - Gibbs finally did something and your team showed out even with Watson giving you negative points at the QB position. Jordan Addison is second in receiving touchdowns for all receivers this year and continues to shine with JJ out. Kirk remembered how to play football and I expect this team to finally show the depth and ridiculousness it was drafted with.

7. Ryan -  Cousin Ryan, it has been rough for you. Your are averaging the lowest amount of points scored in the league since week 4. This is not including Ant as hes just here for a good time. Frankly getting bailed out in week 6 you might be on a 4 game losing streak if not for that. Aj brown has been your only upside as the underperforming continues to happen. Hopefully, you pick it up soon. Your next 3 weeks you play definitely the hardest schedule over that time. 

8. Nauch - This team now consists of the Saints, 49ers, Chargers and Saquon Barkley. That is it. This can either backfire on you or work well in your favor. However, not much else to say for you this week. 

9. Erik - MR IMA WIN OUT THE REST OF THE SEASON. Giving up 199 points a game is fucking hilarious and it serves you right. You need to start asking your kids at work for fantasy football help and maybe you will get a win. 

10. Ant -  Do something funny this week. Beat him. 

Anton Ego Rankings -

Juggernauts

1. Wings: 0-3 to 4-3 and highest-scoring team in that span. When Josh can’t get it done someone else has stepped up which is all that matters at the end of the day. Let’s see if you can stay hot and find consistency from your wideouts.

2. Bryan: Stafford being able to support two top-15 wideouts is terrifying. Patty Mahomes is back to his usual self and Thielen has the fountain of youth. Finding a RB before yung Achane returns is the priority.

Championship Contenders

3. Gio: Been a tough couple of weeks and I got no shame putting you here. Nothing like a date with the Tank Lord to get right. I expect nothing less than Ant’s team being treated like Gaza.

4. Chuck: Shoutout Bijan and the Dolphins for clutching up last week. I’d still hate to play this team any given week. Hopefully Rashee “Gohan” Rice can be as good as you’ve hyped him to be.

Bad Good Teams

5. Rob: Dude has been playing below his record all season and finally caught a break after several shafty losses. Going to Mexico usually destroys a team’s mojo, but it might’ve gotten yours back. Let’s see if Joey Ice and the gang have figured it out.

6. Ryan: JJ cannot come back soon enough, if anything so that Ryan can make a trade for a RB with a pulse. 

Good Bad Teams

7. Nauch: After last week’s dub and trade, Nauch may be able to start his climb out of this tier.

8. Joe: TCR kinda explains this one for me. #Joeverrated

At Least You’re Not Ant

9. Erik: You’ve been getting absolutely finger popped these last few weeks, but to be fair your team is kinda ass as well lmaooooooooogivemebreeceoooooo

Unfortunately You’re Ant

10. Ant: Hopefully a relocation is just what your team needs. Look how it’s worked for the Raiders.

Match up prediction records - 

Chuck: 19 - 11

Wings: 18 - 12

Ant: 14 - 16

Ant gets a bye this week as the remaining bye weeks are as followed. Chuck next week, Wings is the following week. 

Matchups of the week - 

The HILLBILLY BATTLE 

RYAN Vs Chuck: Chuck: I will be taking myself and its not even close prepared to get your cheeks clapped just like your cousin did to you. Wings: Pollard’s back and no way Bijan puts up another all-time stinker. Ryan may be in big trouble after this week. (Chuck)

THE BATTLE FOR THE MICHELIN STAR 

Wings Vs Bryan: Chuck: The first time I visited Bryan's bistro the food was mid, just like I expect him to be this week.(Wings) Wings: Something’s gotta give. Hope your Bistro’s ready for its toughest critic.(wings)

Rest of the Matchups - 

Nauch Vs Rob - Chuck: Grimace is on a tear and I expect him to tear this Lady Boy a new asshole. (Grimace) Wings: Someone’s going to prison ‘cause of this matchup.(Grimace)

Gio Vs Ant - Chuck: I am only taking you cause I believe that you can find a way to do something funny. (Ant) Wings: Ant has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. (Gio)

Erik Vs Joe - Chuck: Joe, give em the good ol ruckin tuckin kick in crotch oven that you utah people do.(Joe) Wings: I’ll be sliding into Erik’s DMs soon as this match wraps up. (Joe)