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  Biggest Storylines for Each Team Heading Into the 2023 Season By: El Commish LOD Season 8 is almost officially fully underway. With the keeper deadline past and the draft quickly approaching, 10 hopeful Degens are gearing up to pursue the ultimate glory of Champion, all with something to prove. Here’s what I think are each team’s biggest storylines ahead of the upcoming campaign. Joe - Don’t Fuck Up the Draft Again The bottom 2 of the ‘22 season have a similar air to them: teams in a multi-year rebuild after failing to tank successfully  in 2021. Shame too, cause Joe was in one of the best positions last summer. Armed with a massive stockpile of picks, the team had a clear mission to spend those on top talent during the offseason, forming a big three of Jonathan Taylor, Dalvin Cook, and Davante Adams. There were some head scratchers during the draft, sure, but he still was thought of as a title contender, but everything went south quickly. Trey Lance died after week 2 a...

                  Gentleman, Keepers are officially set. We had some shockers at keepers, some trades and some players shocked of not being kept. This post its just going to be your boy Chuck as my Habibi is on vacation at the moment. I will be touching up on a few things this blog as well. This will be an analysis on keepers of top teams to bottom based on moves, draft picks and expectations.  1. Roberto -  Keepers: Jamar Chase; Stefon Diggs; Travis Kelce S Tier Draft Picks: Only person with normal 1-18 draft. A+     Roberto is Top G right now, He has the three #1 targets for the top 3 offenses in football who all have Superbowl potential. Those 3 alone had 442 targets, 307 receptions, and 32 touchdowns. Thats just ridicoulous. The fact that Rob is sitting in the middle of the draft gives him the ability with out having to reach to far for someone and can possibly get everyone he is eyeing for good value. Rob's ...

  Blog Title:  Announcing the Inaugural Commissioner’s Cup! What’s up degens, your favorite tyrant is back with another preseason write up to quickly give my 2 cents on the latest round of rule changes, then get into some of the details on the latest gimmick I’m testing out to keep this League more unique and exciting than the one you’re in with your 45-year-old cousin that drafts 6 QBs (and still starts Dak Prescott). As always, appreciate the Blogger Boiz for the airtime. This was a pretty controversial year of rule changes. I was surprised to see a  lot of 6/4 splits and what I think was the first time I had to break a voting tie. Which tells me that I’m doing my job of giving all ideas their fair shot, though we’re apparently on the verge of a civil war like the rest of America. Full transparency, my original suggestions were swapping the TE for FLEX, the PAT MISS, Fumble & Defense Scoring Changes, Expansion, and the Commissioner’s Cup. I’m pretty satisfied with h...