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Week fucking 13 and we are ready to fuck my god what a way to end the year. We are heading into week 13 with 3 in and 3 out. Your 3 in are.
Ryan has already clinched a first-round bye, but a win this week will clinch the #1 seed, he would need to be outscored massively to lose the #1 seed if he loses.
The Rook Bryan with one goal in mine shows that Hurtado was ass at fantasy and he has done just that. With a win this week he will secure the 2nd seed bye.
Now The rooks Opponent. HIM U PRESIDENT Rob Fadez. Rob right now is the 3rd seed and will play in the first round of playoffs, unless he outscores and beats Bryan by 75.75 he will remain in that spot.
The three that are out well are JOE, FRAUCH AND ERIK.
So much to look forward too this week with our matchups being -
Bryan Vs Rob - This matchup can determine the difference in a BYE week.
Joe Vs Gio - If Joe Upsets this will secure Gio in the play in spot unless Chuck L and outscore by 17.8. Can secure 4 seed with Chuck and wings L.
Ant Vs Chuck - If I win or lose and Gio wins or lose but outscores me by 17.8 I will be in play in. Can clutch 4th seed with wings L and hold out gio in points.
Ryan Vs Wings - If Wings loses and Chuck and Gio win, Wings will be in play in. With win wings secures 4th seed.
Erik Vs Nauch - Well we can get a good laugh from this one lol
Well Gentleman last power ranking of the year. WEEK 13!
Chucks Power Rankings -
1. Ryan - this should come as no surprise the pre-season favorite has well been on top almost all year. Even with injury setbacks he is still sitting at the top. He is riding high with the potential of not worrying about fantasy until week 16 when it will matter again lol. If his team can stay healthy well watch out.
2. Bryan - Bryan you have not had the prettiest season, but it has been pretty great. Losing Kupp for the year sucks. Goedert should be back week 15 but Deebos production has hurt you tremendously. Your RB's will be your biggest downfall in playoffs forsure if you lose. What looked great seemed to just downfall which sucks. Patty the Baddy and your receiving core has helped you. With the possibility of not having to play no one until week 16 definitely plays in your favor due to uncertainty of somethings. However, you gotta keep your eye on potential waiver snags.
3. Chuck - Josh Jacobs is HIM. The best running back trio in the league with AMONRA HIM has been great. The smelly midgets can get back to begin of the season form and if not maybe BIG RAPE will pan out. This team is well rounded and can put up big numbers. However this team can be heavy hit or bust. Getting this week 14 bye is huge to be able to figure some things out and play the waivers. The downfall of this team which has happened twice this year is making the wrong starts and over tinkering.
4. Rob - Robby, your team is coming back to life Chase is back and possibly JK dobbins will show why he has so much hype. He can be your league winner. Your receiving core is solid of course however, they can have some weeks where they are normal and it is not good enough. If Joey Ice can get back to slinging I think he can carry you. To be fair you need a giant W over Bryan because regardless of your team playing in week 15 is not where you want to be especially against the possibility of playing these stacked lower teams.
5. Gio - Gio, HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHEN THE RAIDERS WIN YOU STILL LOSE. Sorry just had to get that out the way. Going into week 13 playing Joe what are the odds. Sadly I do not count joe out cause some how some way he has fucked you over in the past. Playing in week 14 in the play in is not something you want. Cook and Kamara have been kinda disappointing for you. However, your team is solid and ready to prove that 2020 gio is not a fraud. Jalen is going into the hardest part of his schedule as well. This team can just turn it on and say FUCK you to everyone.
6. Wings - Brotha what a tough turn of events. Starting off 5-0 to end up 7-5 is rough. Possibly 7-6. The second half has not been great to you. Josh Allen has become soft Allen and Mike Evans has disappeared into the abyss. With no true WR 3 and your running back situation in committees except for Chubb it has been a rough go. On paper this team is dominant, but the performance has been subpar. You need a win this week if not, there is a strong possibility next week is your last week imo. Respectfully.
7. Ant - Man oh man. Trades for CMC. he goes off then his knee hurts, Fields gets hurt, Mixon is hurt, and Pitts. It has been a rough season for you Champ. However, there is hope. You have a tough battle ahead of you where you are guaranteed at this rate to go through 2 of Roberto, Ryan and Bryan. Long way to the top to repeat. You up for it? Well you need to stay healthy and team needs to start performing cause they have been real quiet all year.
8. Erik - You are my dad.
9. Frauch - Will he actually keep his draft?
10. Joe - Another year in the bottom huh?
Predictions for week 14.
1 seed - Ryan
2 seed - Rob
3 seed - Bryan
4 seed - Chuck
5 seed - Gio
Play in Wings vs Ant.
Ants Power Rankings -
1.Ryan: the undisputed favorite going into the playoffs, Ryan has cemented himself in the #1 seed and has a huge target on his back. Let's hope no one else gets injured on your team as the rest of the year finishes out.
2.Bryan: the rookie has cemented himself into the league this year and has put us all on notice. Behind Patty there's not a "guy" here but that could change once the playoffs come. Hopefully Kupp can come back and. For your championship dream, you better hope so.
3.Roberto: he's heard all the noise this year and has taken It to heart. Now with Chase and possibly Dobbins due to come back Roberto is set for his first real run at the chip. He's been doubted all year, and has came out as a top tier team.
4.Chuck: The Gio curse has finally been lifted!! Josh mothafuckin Jacob's is HIM and had proven time and time again he might be the best back on Chuck's team. Now he's got the horniest dude in the world playing QB for him and we'll see how that goes. Either way chuck needs to beat me this week to avoid a play in game.
5.Gio: Damn it's been a painful year for you. The W/L curse, Chuck's shit talking, and having to hear the Mickey Mouse ring title all year. There's only one way to get past the noise. Win. Sounds simple right? You've done it before, just do it again and again and again.
6.Wings: the fall off has been rough. Chubb and Josh have came back down to earth and the rest of the team has middled out. A win this week can keep you out of the play in game but that's gonna be tough against Ryan. Either way, these next couple weeks are gonna be stressful.
7.Ant: this week doesn't mean too much to me as I'm locked in to a play in game no matter what. It just depends on who I'm playing. At this point I'm just hoping someone mercifully puts me out of my misery. It has not been a fun ride, but it's not as bad as the Broncos ride I guess.
8.Nauch: eliminated from playoffs but can still play for draft position. Better luck next year.
9.Erik: hey at least you're Chuck's father right?
10.Joe: is the year over yet?
Week 14 Prediction:
1.Ryan
2.Bryan
3.Roberto
4.Gio
5.Chuck
Wings/Ant Play in
GOOD LUCK GENTLEMAN.
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