LOD Season 7



I thought I drop a little surprise start up blog for y’all to start the year. Chuck coming at y'all just to say, welcome to season 7 of LOD. 

I would like to start this off by giving a warm welcome to Bryan. Bryan is coming into this league to permanently replace Tom Brady’s bitch. It’s an amazing feeling making fun of Hurtado now that he’s not here. Anyways, Bryan is coming in with experience and with one thing on his mine. Ima guess that thing is to get toxic Erik to come out and beat his ass. 

Ant, Congrats again on the Championship. You tanked your way the year before to find glory. You really are the Sam Presti of our league. You have others following in your footsteps such as Ryan and Joe. You are set to go into another year stacked. Can you become the first back to back since the other blogger boy? Welp you have a good chance. 

Ryan, you have a really good shot this year to make some more noise. The team you inherited that has been passed onto you from Weege(Lmao) and Wings cousin has never seen the light of the playoffs. I think you can change that this year and I wish you the best of luck. 

Gio, I hyped you up in the intro video. Do not expect me to hype you up about your actual fantasy team. I hope your season is trash and your team tragically falls apart and you become humble. Will that happen probably the fuck not. So fuck you Gio. 

Joe, for the love of god will you actually not give up 5 games into the year. You probably could’ve gone far maybe even won it with your team at the beginning of the year, but who knows. Good luck Lucius.

Nauch, Mr. fuckadraft himself trading for draft picks. Trying a different strategy this year I see. Lets see if you can get back on track after a down season. Lets see if you are Nauch or a frauch.

 Chuck, you have no picks, and frankly you probably ain’t gonna trade for any either. This is not looking like a good start of the year for you, but you know neither was last year. Figure it out. 

Rob, you got rid of the three chiefs and then TYREEK goes to Miami where you just were selling some Bieber to some Cubans. Coincidence, I think not. I think people doubt you cause you don’t make trades really, frankly I think this is the year the Rob hype train comes. 

Erik, I want to see you just tilt like fucking crazy this year. Just cause I enjoy tilted Erik. I hope you don’t give up on Zeke. Knowing you as a cowboys fan you always give up on your team so I expect it. You have a lot of questions you need to answer for yourself going into this year. 

Wings, you gave up on your teams. You joined the bandwagons and frankly you’ve become more toxic against me specifically and I love it. So it is my goal to finish better then you again this year. After you becoming a Bills fan, Warriors fan and ultimately you probably going to be a Yankees fan cause trout or Ohtani bout to go there, you have become a rival to me in sports teams and it’s got more fun since you teams aren’t actually ass. Good luck commish.

Gentleman it is going to be a fun year. I hope this is the best year yet. 

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